Kate Upton attends Thunder-Suns game, has negative impact on teams’ shooting

The lovely and talented Miss Kate Upton was in the stands at Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City on Wednesday night to watch the hometown Thunder take on the Phoenix Suns.

According to a report from DailyThunder.com, the man sitting next to Upton is her Uncle Aubrey, so don’t worry, guys, it might be a million-to-one, but I’m telling you there’s still a chance.

A different report on the game from Daily Thunder is far more intriguing, at least at it pertains to some telling — yet anecdotal — situational shooting statistics related to the perceived negative impact Miss Upton had upon players while she was nearby…likely due to the distracting nature of her devastating good looks and not because she’s a particularly brutal taunter.

To wit:

Fun fact: Shooting at the basket where Upton sat under, both teams combined to go just 39 percent from the floor. On the other end? 49.4 percent. Also, the Suns went 9-12 in the first half from the free throw line, while at the Upton end, they missed six. Including a rare one from Steve Nash. Thundor’s big jiggling belly is a pretty good distraction, but obviously not as good as Thunder Upton.

Utterly fascinating. Who would think that having arguably one of the sexiest women in the world in such close proximity make a grown man get all flustered and subsequently cause some random guy to be unable to perform as well as he insists he usually does and it’s really not how it usually goes — more of an anomaly, if you will, a one-time thing, even — but he has had a lot of stuff on his mind lately and all he’s asking for is another chance…

Wait. What am I talking about? I think I was originally discussing basketball, but now I’m not so sure. Never mind. Um, hey look! Kate Upton animated GIF!

Oh, and here’s some video of an interview with Miss Upton (apologies for the terrible audio):

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  1. Upstate Underdog

    March 9, 2012 at 9:24 am

    I could watch that Kate Upton gif all day, actually I might.

    • Turd Ferguson

      March 9, 2012 at 9:36 am

      Man, no kidding.

      …back to the GIF …

  2. Harden Long

    March 9, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    She hot but not that hot. Not “I can’t play basketball because she is setting there” hot. Especially to these guys that have gorgeous kitty throwing themselves at them daily because they have money. Get real

    • lard

      March 9, 2012 at 4:51 pm

      haha agreed

      • Furd Tergusen

        March 14, 2012 at 9:18 am

        She’s famous for doing being a hot girl that knows how to Doogie. Yet she sounds borderline retarded on that MLB 2k12 commercial.

  3. dev

    March 9, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Nothing much in there, guys will realize soon..

    • Dr.Bob

      March 9, 2012 at 8:14 pm

      Dev, How would you know how much is in there? For your information Kate is a sweet gal with a lot going on. She is smart, kind, and yes, beautiful but more importantly she is a good person. She comes from great stock as her family are also great and down to earth people. So, until you have the facts, I suggest that you keep your mouth shut.

      • the man

        March 10, 2012 at 1:11 am

        haha….he said smart. what you really meant was nice breast.

  4. John

    March 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    She should sit on both sides to make it fair! Or she can come sit with me and forget about sides!

  5. alfonse

    March 9, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Guys–Your wife is better looking–If you don’t agree, I feel for you.. Poor Bastards.

    • DaMadChatta

      March 11, 2012 at 11:39 am

      My wife IS better looking. With a better body (after having a baby 9 months ago). AND she turned 37 in February! I’m not lying, if she didn’t look that good, I wouldnt have married her two years ago. I’m much more shallow than superficial.

  6. Brian

    March 9, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    who is this big bellied girl anyway?

  7. Brian

    March 9, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    not toned at all, fat by 30

    • ca4usc

      March 10, 2012 at 11:57 am

      i’ll chew on her fat when she’s 30!!!

    • Steve

      March 10, 2012 at 12:01 pm

      Who gives a @#$#….she’s gorgeous……and to call her fat is simply ridiculous LOL

  8. Tom

    March 9, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Really…not that hot?!! Have you not seen her commercial for Car’s Jr/Hardees? Have you not seen the 2012 SI Swimsuit issue! She’s not a waif, 5’11”. either, so fat/big bellied is ridiculous! Check out some pics of her before you make such idiotic comments!!

  9. William Thomas Linville

    March 10, 2012 at 10:41 am

    God ! How do i love women . But it is so laughable that a woman could
    ” fluster ” a true man . Any real man knows that that is why ” SOME “women
    use what they have to get what they want . And alot of media think that’s just fine . If the real men in this world would pay NO attention to these young ladies ,
    maybe we wouldn’t have to read tabloid news everyday .
    And could someone tell me when the nightly news became the nightly ” Celebrity ”
    news anyway . It’s childish and completely without merit !
    Thanks for reading , it’s appreciated .

  10. Diana Oliver

    March 10, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    LOL all you men are really funny! She is gorgeous, sweet and kind…she is a young blonde on the cover of Sports Illustrated…they were flustered, and that is why women are kept at bay prior to the games…since dawn of mankind!

    Blondes DO have more fun!

    I am a retired blonde.com

  11. Bryan

    March 10, 2012 at 12:49 pm

    No, she is not tone. WHO THE HELL CARES??? I mean, women should look like women, not like dudes. SO SICK of women looking like 12 y/o boys!!! She is GORGEOUS. PERIOD.

  12. Uri Nalcake

    March 12, 2012 at 11:46 am

    She’s no better or worse than most other women out there. She just happens to be tall. I like 5′ 3″ with curves, flat tummy & a tight ass. Not all buffed up and a 6-pack, but toned & tight. That GIF showed me nothing special. She’s just cute. Definately not gorgeous.

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