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X-Mas sweater party poster predicted Tebow-Swift pairing last November (pic)

Yep. There you have it. Perhaps without of conscious awareness, the person or people who created this poster for the Fifth Annual Anderson Christmas Sweater Festival correctly predicted that yes, one day in the near future, Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow would go out on a dinner date with country pop songstress Taylor Swift. And that they would be set up by none other than legendary matchmaker Pee Wee Herman…

Wait. That’s not how it happened. Or was it???

You know, trying to make sense of the possible Tim Tebow-Taylor Swift pairing is quite the conundrum. In fact, it’s downright confusing. When you’ve gone over something again and again and again and again like I have, certain questions get answered. Others spring up. The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It’s like you’re unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting…

Ha. Get it? Sweater. Sweater party? Pee Wee Herman? Supposed to mean??? SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!! I think everyone here knows what this is supposed to mean…

Please save your questions until I’m THROUGH, Chuck!

Okay. I’m done.

(note: if you ask me, the gal in the poster looks more like Laura Prepon, but the image was tagged with Taylor Swift’s name, so I’m running with it)

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