Wait: Is This Article Saying That Tim Tebow Won’t Be Hooking Up With Kim Kardashian?
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Jeez, just when I thought these two had a chance, a story like this comes along…and totally blows it right out of the water!
According to this report from Complex, anyone holding out hope that Kim Kardashian might figure out a way to sink her succubus claws into Tim Tebow’s virginity, apparently, it is not to be.
Not only do sources near to Kim Kardashian agree that she has a lot of image rehab in front of her before she would ever get within galaxy distance of having her attraction to Tebow requited, but those in Tebow’s camp insist that no matter how hard she tries, it ain’t ever going to happen.
“Kim has a big crush on Tim,” says a friend. “She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”
“Kim needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again,” says a source. “Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick.”
“Tim’s been made aware of Kim’s crush, and although flattered, he’s not interested,” said another source. “He’s an avowed virgin who’s saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past!”
So sad. If these two star-crossed lovers — one a spoiled, hyper-sexualized famewhore and the other, well, Tim Tebow — can’t make it happen, what hope do regular folks have?
I guess in order to put this sad tale in proper perspective, we need only to refer to Tristan and Isolde’s damnation and their fellow sinners of the flesh as depicted in Dante’s Inferno, Second Circle, Canto V. Or whatever.
Tebow may not be a good Quarterback (Although he would be an all Pro TE or running back) he does display common sense and smart enough to stay light years away from that publicity seeking harpy.
Tiny Tim will be the starter for Denver because he will improve as a passer under Elway’s tutelage.
I don’t know – his mechanics need a LOT of work, plus he has the size and speed to be a top notch Tight End or Running back. If things don’t work with Tebow under center, get a pro style QB, use Tebow as a wild cat and red zone back and use his strengths to do a run-option package.
As far as that skank Kardashian goes: Your 15 minutes are up go away, people don’t give a rat’s ass about you and your money grubbing family.
Get a clue will ya
to the point. Famewhore. To boot, once old he’ll get nip and tuck like Jener.
Just a warning; Tim, you had best stay from that girl, no matter, she looks as if she might make you forget what you are supposed to be saving yourself for.
Kim only wants what she cannot have. Its typical of the hollywood jetset. While you may or may not care for Tebow as a qb, i do, he has a set of values that go long and deep over the middle of hollywoods shallowness. She will never get anywhere near shagging tebow, he is too much of a man for that pig.
Tim is smart enough to leave that harlet alone.
Here we go again!! Hungry Kim wanted to de-virginized Tim. What the hell is this woman thinking! Sex tape with Runnung back Reggie Bush, wasting millions of dollar with a crazy wedding. Why not flirt with Tiger Woods! Stop this stupidity, Lady> You a just a BITCH!!
obviously you have never seen this sex tape. Its her and Ray J. Kind of fuzzy quality-wise, but very worth watching. over and over.
Kim, Kim, Kim…. Oh wait she forgot he is not black.
Would getting a blowjob ruin his virginity status???? I’m just saying, the girl IS nearly a pro!!!
S.L.U.T. S.L.U.T. S.L.U.T. She is desperate. She knows people are sick and tired of her.
I knew Tebow was smarter then that! Too smart to let a “parasite” use him for her and her families self promotion. Bruce Jenner, your looking pathetic now. At least Kris Humphries is wiser for having that bogus experience!
He would never be interested in Kim Kardashian. Maybe her brother Robert Kardashian Jr., but not Kim.
Why doesn’t he just bang her? If he quit reading the book of lies and hypocrisy then so many people wouldn’t hate him. Two pumps and a quiver and get it over with. I welcome all the negative comments you brainwashed christian morons.
slayerformayor is very stupid, Tim Tebow is a great football player that has geat values and he can wait till hes married to have sex whith someone that shares his values. He has never done anything wrong to anyone so you can shut up and go bang any random hoe that you want you retard.
Before you qualify to make a comment about something, you should be well informed about it. My advice to you: try reading through this so called book of lies and hypocrisy carefully. Then and only then will you be qualified to comment about it.
Another thing, trust me, Tim doesn’t care if some people hate him. He doesn’t even know them from Adam. It takes a strong person to stand different from others. Most people just blend in with everyone, takes nothing to do that. He is standing for values that help youth and many others.
Ask yourself this: What do you stand for?
Also, reading your comment, you come across so bitter and angry, I couldn’t help responding even though i never do.
i gave up defending/explaining, so i just fight back w/ one smart-ass line…go! tebow
Trust me I have read the bible I’m plenty informed about it why do you think I have such strong beliefs? I grew up going to church and I was confirmed. I think I am very qualified to comment on this topic. You say I should read the bible carefully? Do you have any proof anything in this book ever happened? Oh I get it you don’t need proof when you have faith. That is just completely ignorant. I belief in science where everything is fact. How can you live your life based on a book that was written 2000 years ago?
On another note would you still love Tebow if he was a muslim and said praise allah at the end of every interview? I think not.
People wouldn’t give him such a hard time if he didn’t act like such a saint all the time. Why doesn’t he say something like, “I took a drag off a cigarette once when I was 16″ or “I drank a glass of wine one time” or “I like watching porn” or “I got a speeding ticket” or “When I was really mad one time I said ‘F***!’ ” or “the whole team went out to the strip club last night and had a great time.” He just seems like a completely fake person.
Another thing, he is by far the worst quarterback in the league. Look at that completion % those are Akili Smith 2000 type numbers.
If at a post games conference, he suddenly started talking about smoking pot at age 16, wouldn’t you think he was crazy?
Tebow never said he is a saint or that he has never done anything wrong. He only acknowledges God after each game, what is wrong with that?
If he has done any thing wrong, if you grew up as a Christian like you say, you should know he has probbly asked for forgiveness and moved on.
He does not owe it to anyone to tell them his faults either to make them feel better about him or themselves.
If you like all the things you’ve mentioned, good for you. If he doesn’t, well great. Last I checked, America is a free country…….
By the way, he is a winning quaterback with a heart to learn and he will come back stronger and better!!!!!
why dont you bang your head on the wall…peace
I’ll bet Tim’s never had his d.ick wet.
Bruce Jenner used to be a nice guy, but he had no effect on his wife’s daughters. They just had too much desire to be sluts seeking fame. Kim might have a shot with Big Ben.
If Kim is after Tim Tebow, it’s because her pimp mother told her to say it. Everybody knows Kim isn’t into white boys – though I completely believe that she would have married Shengo (the Austrailian exception) had he been an American citizen. A big part of me thinks this was another publicity stunt, and Kim has never had the hots for Tim tebow. it’s just a way of saying that she wants to date and eventually marry a “nice” guy with “pure” values. It’s P.R..
She needs to stick to black guys she can mentally control.White men are way too smart for her,that’s why Kris couldn’t fake it no more for fame.The 3 main sisters or the big bi%$hy one( married to a black guy)The nasty raunchy one(stuck with black guys no matter how hard she trys and only gets used by white men now) and the smart,calm,polite one with her own family (married to a white man).Now a few white guys done smashed her and passed her around and she’s like whoa they can beat it up too!So she figures I’ll tie a nice one down,but all her past mistakes are way to well known.Tim Tebow’s just polite,Kim could become go to church every day but she still isn’t worth catching hiv-aids from.All she can get now is a mouth full…