This Photo Shoot Arianny Celeste Did For Zoo Mag Will Melt Your Monitor (Pics/Video)

Longtime readers of the Sportess are undoubtedly aware of the soft spot we have around these here parts of the interwebs for one Arianny Celeste. So much so, in fact, we dedicate a weekly feature to the best photos she uploads to the internet (and sometimes, the best photos uploaded by other folks as well) every Friday (see here, here, here and here for a primer). Given that Friday was an off day last week at SoB, we sadly missed out on the photo shoot Miss Celeste recently did for British magazine Zoo. So consider this post a bonus early in the work week.

Entitled “Arianny Celeste: The Ultimate Woman!”, the photos and video from the shoot certainly do not disappoint. Both the gallery and video follow below.

Hummina hummina.

Some tidbits from Miss Celeste’s interview with the British rag to which I feel eternally indebted to now:

So what does the average British bloke have to do to attract a girl who spends all her time with UFC fighters?

You just have to be normal. I like normal, smart guys – honestly! It’s not all about muscles and you don’t need a six-pack to grab my attention. A good sense of humour will do.

How about this? I am neither an average British bloke nor am I lacking in the arts of humour. Does that count for something? No? Huh.

Moving on, when making mention that the Octagon Ring Girl of the Year (three years in a row, mind you), is also somewhat skilled the martial arts as well, Celeste is quoted as saying, “I could kick some serious ass if I wanted to.” I’ll take her word for it.

Now, let that quote soak in for a moment, then proceed to watch the video from the shoot:

There you have it. Not much else needs to be added at this point, other than: sweet sassy molassesy.


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  1. Upstate Underdog

    January 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    I’d like to subscribe to this Zoo magazine.

  2. jockmama

    January 24, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    I’d like to know how much she (or her boyfriend) paid for those. ‘Cause it’s been a long time since I’ve seen such obviously man-made “girls.”

    • Iknowhowulikeit

      January 24, 2012 at 6:52 pm

      Who cares??? Any woman willing to go thru the pain and recovery of breast augmentation for my visual, or personal, pleasure is truly a good person. A humanitarian.

      I would like to extend an open invitation to Miss Celeste, or any other woman, augmented or natural, to come to visit me and be worshipped as a true deity.

  3. Twolargeheadsforyourpleasure

    January 25, 2012 at 9:35 am

    sounds like someones boyfriend (or husband) will not get them a boob job…those breasticles are amazing and if they are man made god made man and everything else that went into making that wonderfully desirable breast reason on this girl

  4. williamg

    January 25, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    I’m 76 years old..that said..did anyone notice that she had a hair on her eyebrow out of place.

  5. Joel

    January 25, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    I dont care if her boobs are fake. my hands are real.

  6. MARE

    January 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm


  7. Honey Do

    January 27, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Such a pretty girl to be so scantily dressed, i’d be chilly even in the summer time; put on some more clothes girl; you are sickening to parade your self around like that; no wonder there is so much rape, over sex as well as other things sexually going on. Girls today are just asking for it to be done to them..

    • d1vers1f1cat1on

      January 27, 2012 at 8:58 pm

      Attitudes like yours are the reason people strap bombs on themselves. Nobody is born wearing Armani, and the only reasons it has become taboo is because of religion and the fact that people have been living in so many different climates (where we adapt to combat the elements). There’s nothing “evil” about nudity, only in the minds of the fkwads who feel that should inherently bring about the need for a good raping or stoning. Please go play in traffic, and if you’ve already poisoned your children’s minds with that kind of trash, have them join you.

  8. Mukphly

    July 19, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Long as they are covered w/ skin, they are real enough for me. That being said, IMO most girls look much better before augmentation then after. You get your occasional train wreck that should go under the knife, but most so themselves a disservice IMO. However, if that’s what they want to do, more power to them.

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