Life Imitating Lame Bits? Rumors Swirl About Tim Tebow-Katy Perry Pairing

Just earlier this fine Wednesday morning we touched upon the certifiably ridiculous photo gallery that published which showed what the babies would look like if Tim Tebow and assorted celebrities made one together courtesy of some fancy-schmancy (note: not fancy-schmancy at all, more like unsophisticated) software program. Included in the list of celebrities was none other than Katy Perry, probably due to the fact that she is a) a celebrity; b) beautiful; and c) newly single.

What some people do not know, however, is that Miss Perry was raised in a strict Christian environment by her Bible-toting parents. What’s more, a “source” has passed along information to a gossip site that not only has Katy Perry said she likes Tim Tebow, her mother would be 100% behind such a pairing. And something an anonymous source might have said about a possible something is all that’s needed to get the rumor mill churning.

Via Hollywood Life:

“[Katy's] mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim,” a source tells OK! magazine.”Katy’s mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again… In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian.”

Katy’s parents have gone as far as inviting Tim to speak at the church Katy used to sing at in Huntington Beach, Calif. Of course — when Katy will be there!

So, there you have it. Pretty much a non-story, but it did allow me to put the names Katy Perry and Tim Tebow into one story. Pageviews, here we come! And yes, I am a total pandering neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. You got a problem with that? If you do, should I mention that Katy Perry previously has been featured many, many times here at the Sportress? Would that help? No? Huh.

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  1. wayne

    January 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    love Katy Perry

  2. JIM

    January 11, 2012 at 1:54 pm


  3. Raymond

    January 11, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    There is no way this gal has a chance with Tebow. First her parents may be Christians, but her compromising ways don’t match up to Tebows standards. Not only that she is more into her carrer a Mission visit to the Philippians would not really fit her P.R. Schedule.. Now way this gal make the cut!!

    • Fred Smerlas

      January 11, 2012 at 3:34 pm

      You are correct sir, 100%

      • Raymond

        January 11, 2012 at 3:46 pm

        Thank You and thank you for seeing reality!!

    • Carl

      January 11, 2012 at 6:07 pm

      You are absolutely right. Her song lyrics/music videos simply do NOT match up with what a professing Christian stands for.

      You will know them by their fruits……

    • BlondieX

      January 12, 2012 at 12:51 pm

      I agree Raymond she is soooo West Coast and he is an East Coast guy – they don’t mesh!

  4. Paul

    January 11, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Who really gives a rats behind

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 2:15 pm

      They the media are trying to make money on on the issue”Tebow” nothing more nothing less… They see bucks off the kid!!!

    • sonofspam

      January 12, 2012 at 5:55 am

      Evadently you do or you would not have read the article and replied!

  5. Sporteric11

    January 11, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    How could Tim Tebow turn down twin titanic titties ??

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 2:36 pm

      Then you don’t know Tim…His Standards not his but from his belief, a double minded man is unstable in all his ways, he is not double minded.. No way this gal get to even bat with Tim, he will be respectful of her, he is not a moron but a serious relationship, No way…That is like Samson and Delilah could it happen yes will it hmm ..?? I doubt it..

    • Mr. Leggo

      January 11, 2012 at 4:18 pm

      I don’t think Tim will turn down those twin titanic… I think he’ll “Tebone” the crap out of Perry, hahhahha

    • Jilliscious

      January 12, 2012 at 6:11 am

      Timmy could easily turn down Katy’s twin titanic titties b/c his girlfriend of several years blows Katy away. Regardless what Katy’s parents want, that girl is tainted. She was married to the whore Russel Brand, and there is no way that Timmy is going to touch dat with his 10 foot pole. LMAO!

    • Fred

      January 12, 2012 at 9:34 am

      Aside from the brain dead Christian comments I really don’t see the two hooking up. What the parents want and what Katy wants are more than likely completely different. She might rub her clam thinking about Tebow scoring, but that’s about it. Especially the ding dong telling you that you don’t know Tim. Of course the Jesusite does, but they are so self righteous and deluded anyways, they can’t be taken seriously. Which is why they generally resort to violence and saying way off the wall stuff (mental disorder perhaps) so they can get the attention they desire.

      Anyone who believes in children stories as facts needs medication.

      • daisy7777

        January 15, 2012 at 1:22 pm

        Romans 14: 9For this very reason, Christ died and returned to life so that he might be the Lord of both the dead and the living. 10You, then, why do you judge your brother? Or why do you look down on your brother? For we will all stand before God’s judgment seat. 11It is written:

        “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord,
        ‘every knee will bow before me;
        every tongue will confess to God.’”a
        12So then, each of us will give an account of himself to God.

        13Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling block or obstacle in your brother’s way.

        Whether you Believe it or not…you will bow down.

        • Jeff

          January 15, 2012 at 4:23 pm

          Well said Daisy7777. It is a real shame that people choose to believe the wrong voices in their life. If only they would choose to read the Bible for themselves to see that it is real, then they would know the complete truth about Jesus, and that He is who He says He is. God bless you Daisy, and will see you soon in Heaven. Peace.

    • Fred

      January 12, 2012 at 9:36 am

      BTW I wouldn’t turn them down. I’m getting excited thinking about them.

      “Samson and Delilah” Nothing quite says mentally weird when you try to mix fantasy into the equation. Although Tim and Katy screwing is fantasy.

  6. John

    January 11, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    Tebow is a joke of a QB and will not even play next year. However IF I was Teblow I would hook up with Katty and Tebow her everynight. This is the best chance Tebow has to really be , well anyone!

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      And that no NFL, sorry QB beat the Steelers imagine that!! With the team effort lets do spread the wealth!!


      January 11, 2012 at 3:50 pm

      And you are …….. who???????????

    • The dude

      January 11, 2012 at 8:49 pm

      Tebone will defintely start next year. The guy was outstanding this year and shouldanly inmprove. Doubt he’ll hook up with katy, I will take her out instead so Tebow can continue his journey…..

    • Jeff

      January 12, 2012 at 9:41 am

      Who cares if he will start next year, he is starting this year. There are only four quarterbacks in the NFL this year who have a playoff win, and he is one of them. He is still playing, and yes he will be playing next year. IF not in Denver, then I promise you that there will be a few teams in search of a good quarterback who plays with his intensity. You can not find another quarterback with as much passion, who is a duel threat like him. Remember, this is only his second year, and has less than 12 starts. He is doing just fine. God bless you and Peace.

    • john

      January 12, 2012 at 11:55 am

      A true moron has spoken.

    • Peter

      January 12, 2012 at 12:44 pm

      Speaking of morons. . .

  7. AV8NROG

    January 11, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    if tebow doesnt want her, i’d be glad to have her. damn, that’s a good looking woman. i never could understand what she saw in that geek she was married to anyway!!!

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm

      It is call AT (Air Time) I am just waiting for Kim K to come out and say she wants to meet Tim, Only to make a few more million on the potential gossip that she and him might be an item… Just wait and see!! It’s coming..


    January 11, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Let’s put it this way. If Tim can pull it off against the Pats, the God skeptics will still find a way to denounce it. I don’t need the previous game’s remarkable stats being identical in regard to the 316 digits to know that the Lord isn’t a football fan or in the least bit interested in mankind’s obsessions because we’re quite frankly ridiculously simple in comparison if there is such a thing as comparing our puny little minds’ with the Almighty’s. I do know that God honors a man’s faith in His Son’s Name for no other reason than NOT to deny Himself or His word. I think at this point taking into account the 316 stats that God is making a declaration that Tim’s His man for displaying His awesomeness through this infinitesimal human. So you puny little fellow humans should get ready to get ROCKED on Saturday!

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 3:56 pm

      I believe!!! I also agree, if it was not the Almighty making a very diffenat poit about 316 then it was the angels..
      Lets recap:
      1. 316 yards passing and that came only when the 80 yard TD pass in OT.
      2.TV Ratings in the fourth quarter when this all happened: 31.6 (316)
      3. Ben’s Interception: 3rd down 16yards to the first down (316)
      Yards per pass(only 3 completed, that all he needed to win) 31.6 (316)
      4.Two years prior to the day: National Championship: Tebow wear John 3:16 in his black eye patch!
      Now I don’t know what you want to make out out of this but all that coming together in one situation.. You have to be on another Planet not to even wonder!!! Up what with the Angels here.. Laughing all the time at the silly Humans saying what they are writing!!

      • Fred

        January 12, 2012 at 9:38 am

        Please take your medication….and learn how to spell. When your making bizarre claims it doesn’t help your cause when you can’t spell. Just makes you look more incompetent.

        • Josh

          January 12, 2012 at 11:00 am

          “….and learn how to spell. When YOUR making bizarre claims….”

          Probably a good idea to grammatically check your own posts before calling someone incompetent.

    • Fred

      January 12, 2012 at 9:46 am

      Thank you for helping in making the case of why faith is so overrated. You sound so silly, it really makes a case for why faith is bad.


    January 11, 2012 at 3:49 pm


  10. Foo Foo Kitty7

    January 11, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    No offense to Katy Perry, but Tim Tebow is probably too serious a Christian to get mixed up with MS. “I-kissed-a-girl-and-I-liked-it”-Married-To-And-About-to-be-Divorced-From-That-Old-Roue/Druggy-Russell-Brand PERRY! Besides, she screams her songs, has her boobs falling out of every article of clothing she wears, and usually dresses like an adult-sized, tarted-up Toddlers and Tiaras!

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 6:52 pm


      • Jeff

        January 12, 2012 at 9:02 am

        Hey guys, leave Katy’s mother out of this. She is a very sweet woman who only wants what is best for her daughter(slut cough,cough). Her daughter would never even have a chance with Mr. Tim Tebow, and every one with a right mind knows that. SHe is just trying to clean up the terrible mess her daughter has gotten herself in, and it will never happen. Tim deserves so much better than some trashy self-centered trailer-park trash. Big boobs or not, she is trash. Just listen to the crap that spews from her mouth, she has no class, and Tim has plenty. God bless you Tim, and keep serving the Lord with all your heart, and trust in Him always, and He will bring to you the perfect woman just for you. God bless, and I will start praying for Katy Perry, so hopefully she will stop breaking her mother’s heart. God bless you all. Peace.

        • altmac07

          February 5, 2012 at 2:14 pm

          are you OK? Do you know either one of these people personally? thats whats wrong with people now a days because of all the media, you think you actually know these people, slow down unless you know them and can and read there mind and know how there re feeling and what they are think, your opinion is really strong and a little and unwarranted. So before you go giving yourself highblood pressure about people that you have no relationship with stick to your REAL friends and giving them advice. good daay!

    • Fred

      January 12, 2012 at 9:43 am

      MMMM the way you described Katy really got me excited. Thank you.

  11. djpark

    January 11, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    If she thinks her parents are overbearing, wait till she has to put up with Tebow carrying the cross all around and the media following him. Mount Calvary is in Foxboro. P.P. is Tom Brady

    • Fred

      January 12, 2012 at 9:48 am

      Pretty much agree on that one.

  12. Overrated

    January 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    I don’t think Tebow would go after Perry as far as Tebow NFL future, thus far he’s gotten lucky kinda like the seahawks of last years playoffs plus they only won because mendenhall was out and big ben was screwed up but if i was him i would get some of Katy Perry:)

  13. M_In_O_Town

    January 11, 2012 at 8:51 pm

    I’m sorry but such “proclaimations” can’t even BEGIN to describe the ineffacy behind that word “christian” or “Jesus” or “God”. For her mother to advocate a rebound relationship for her daughter is not only unthinking, it is INSANE!!! It would NOT be about “love” it would be more about retaliation and revenge, things the REAL Jesus is NOT about!!!


    • Jeff

      January 12, 2012 at 9:07 am

      You are so right Sir. From her comments, one would have a hard time believing that she was a very strict Bible-teaching mother. This crap, seemingly coming from some ignoramous like Oprah, is just ridiculous. Rebound is never the way to enter into a relationship. Heal yourself first, get right with God, then ask Him to bring you the perfect spouse. He knows what is best for you, and who is best for you. God bless you, Peace.

      • Fred

        January 12, 2012 at 9:39 am

        Taking your medication is what’s best for you.

  14. Presley

    January 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    He actually agreed to meet her and it was leaked.He likes newly divorced women.Remember Lindsey Vonn.He is a human being with weaknesses.Katy has gone back to her roots.She was once a good Christian girl.Apparently she is back on track.Tim will date her.Watch.

  15. shebow

    January 11, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    I’m pretty sure Timmy T is repressing his real sexual preference…… men. Watch and see, not that thier is anything with that it will probably be good for the bible thumpers to see that their hero is gay.

    • Raymond

      January 11, 2012 at 9:32 pm

      LOL, then you would probably qualify wishful thinker!!

      • Peter

        January 12, 2012 at 12:48 pm

        Just wishful thinking on shebow’s part. Shebow is just hoping. . .

    • nunyabiz

      January 11, 2012 at 9:39 pm

      Why would that be good sicko? Get a life!

      • Shebow

        January 11, 2012 at 9:44 pm

        So you are saying if he is gay thats sick? So gay people are sick or the fact that he is a bible thumper and gay is sick? Pick a side and maybe you shouldn’t respond if you have a life.

        • nunyabiz

          January 11, 2012 at 10:11 pm

          No, sorry you didn’t catch my drift. It is sick for anyone to wish the downfall of another, especially one who at least exhibits high moral standards.

          Sodomy is a sin and such people are to be pitied because if they don’t repent they will be in hell. I think our Creator just might have some inside information there. Don’t judge me, God says it in His Word, but then again, you probably don’t believe that. Well, that is your faith, not mine, and we both should respectfully allow others to express them, not wish their demise or embarrrassment.

          • shebow

            January 11, 2012 at 10:36 pm

            What if they just do oral? Or and you don’t think anything in the creators book is outdated or misunderstood? One last question nunyabiz are all religions except yours christianity wrong, meaning are all others going to burn in hell?

            • nunyabiz

              January 11, 2012 at 10:51 pm

              Look, I’m not here to fight, but I believe the God that is able to speak this universe into existence is able to preserve His Word for us. Apparently, you don’t; I don’t agree with you, but I do not desire to ridicule you, only reason with you, knowing that reason cannot figure out everything.

              The apparent disparaging remarks against the Bible and those who supposedly “ignorantly” believe this “outdated, misunderstood” reflect the hateful philosophy/religion that you embrace.

              I have faith in God’s Word, not humanity’s finite mind. The Holy Scriptures boldly and plainly declare that if you don’t believe (trust) Christ to have paid for your sins on the cross, and that doesn’t transform your life, you will go to hell. I have faith in this gospel, you have faith in something else.

              I encourage you to investigate and research this for yourself, like I did, because there was a time I could care less about Christianity.

              I need to go to work, but I hope and pray the best for you. Take care…

              • Shebow

                January 11, 2012 at 11:10 pm

                I’m pretty sure that most of the world disagrees with your religion. So they are all wrong and going to hell? I think there are how many more budhists but they are wrong.
                Go to work and take care but also open your mind you seem to be articulate.

              • Fred

                January 12, 2012 at 9:40 am

                I pray that you will take your medication and stop believing in fairy tales.

          • Shebow

            January 11, 2012 at 10:43 pm

            oops missed this point I was reading your your reply like i read the other pitiful things “we both should respectfully allow others to express them, not wish their demise or embarrrassment.” I don’t understand because I don’t think him coming out as gay is an embarrasment or wishing ill will because I for one don’t think being gay is an embarrasment or a downfall but apparently you must or i misunderstood your comment.
            So if he is gay are his moral standards no longer high? One more question your highest level of education would be?

            • Jeff

              January 12, 2012 at 9:18 am

              Since he left for work, I will continue in his place. A homosexual has no high moral standards, they lose that when they choose homosexuality.The Bible clearly states that marriage is strictly between a man and a woman. How can two men or two women be “fruitful and multiply”? High Moral standards come from God, not man. Man is trying to run from God’s Moral law, called the 10 Commandments. Because man does not want to be held accountable at such a high standard. And thirdly, Yes, Christianity is the only way to get to Heaven when you die. It does not matter how many buddhists there are, that does not make it right. The Holy Bible is very clear, that Jesus is the only way to the Father, and to Heaven. So, all religions can be wrong, but not all can be right. If Christianity is true, then all other religions have to be wrong. And there is just too much truth in the Holy Bible to not believe it. PLease find out for yourself, and read The Holy Bible just one time from cover to cover, and ask GOd Himself to show you how mighty He is, and you will then know the real truth about God Himself. God bless you and Peace.

  16. shebow

    January 11, 2012 at 9:42 pm

    I’m not a wishful thinker just pointing out an observation that every NFL analyst already knows but wont dare say. I don’t care if he likes donkey porn just all of these idiots who know nothing of football clamoring to say how great of a football player he is now makes me laugh. Hell I’m a lefty and can throw better.

  17. Jason

    January 12, 2012 at 4:59 am

    Tebow’s no virgin he used to get A$$ at Florada… keep eating up the media hype and lack of journalistic accountability. Stop the “I’d want my daughter to marry” that slow adult nonsense, and do your jobs. Truth is he’s an average QB with an sub-average arm on a defence thats dominant…have “yaa’llll” forgot about trent dilfer. Just happy this nonsense has just one more week till only the true believers mention him.
    P.S. Its still just called praying to most of us

    • tonygcn

      January 13, 2012 at 8:55 am

      God bless Trent Dilfer! All RAVENS fans love him.

  18. Tanya

    January 12, 2012 at 5:00 am

    Interesting news. But yeah I do agree with those who said that Mr Tebow, from what we read in the media, is really not the type who would quarterback for Ms Perry XD.

    Great website btw. Got to here from a link posted on – it’s like the facebook of sportsfans.

  19. av8nrog

    January 12, 2012 at 7:54 am

    any man who would turn down a woman that looks like that should seriously question what he is repressing (i.e., latent homosexuality), tebow or any of y’all leaving these comments.

    btw, the reason folks think it would be funny if tebow ended up being gay is b/c there are so many of these so called christians out there who (unlike what christ would have done) make life hard on gays.

    • Jeff

      January 12, 2012 at 9:29 am

      CHristians are not the people making life hard on the homosexuals, it is people who don’t like queers. Queers, simply means different. True Christians want to help homosexuals stop doing what is detrimental to their spiritual and physical health. We want them to know that we all have demons to deal with, and that God can help us with all of them. We are all sinners, and need the forgiveness of Jesus Christ to get us into Heaven. And being homosexual, is thumbing your nose at God, and telling HIm, that you want to do what you want to do, and not love Him, or serve Him, or trust in Him. And He will allow you to make your own decision, because He is the perfect Gentelman. But, when you want what is best for your life, and you want a life that God has for you, which is promised by HIm to be so much better than your life, then please repent of your sins, and ask Jesus to come into heart and live. And He will deliver you from all demons that have a hold of your life, and He will be faithful and just to forgive you of all your sins. And you can begin to live a wonderful life that He has planned for you. That is what Christians want for homosexuals, not hatred towards them. God bless you and Peace.

      • Fred

        January 12, 2012 at 9:42 am

        That was retarded.

      • av8nrog

        January 12, 2012 at 9:46 am

        THEN WHY, praytell, did the lord make homosexual members of just about every animal species known to man. surely youre not stupid and deluded enough to think these poor, dumb animals are thumbing their nose @ anyone.

        btw, homosexuality is not a choice in the first place – if it were, you should be able to tell us when you decided to be straight. i know it was never a decision for me – i just was straight and the contrary never entered my mind. the same is true for gays.

        christians use homosexuality as a way to look down on others and somehow make themselves (in their own minds, anyway) better than someone else.

        christian, the way it is practiced today, anyway, is another word for bigot.

  20. Gabriel

    January 12, 2012 at 9:10 am

    I’m a fan of Katy Perry

  21. Luke

    January 12, 2012 at 9:17 am

    There’s a lot of stone casting going on with this thread.

  22. Robin

    January 12, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Love Katy Perry
    Go Pats

  23. ThePowerWire

    January 12, 2012 at 9:39 am

    From Russell Brand to Tim Tebow…interesting. Linked at my site

  24. rld757

    January 12, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Katy is damaged goods. Anything that has so much as been “looked at” by RB (will not even type his name) is ruined for life. If you look up the meaning of “scum of the earth” his picture will be there. Sorry to have seen it happen to Katy. Anyway, after the whippin the Pats lay on TT, he won’t be up for meeting with anyone.

  25. Anonymousnupe

    January 12, 2012 at 11:53 am

    Katy’s got some dome on her, huh?

    • CinciLife

      January 12, 2012 at 12:10 pm

      Eyes never made it up that far, but now that you mention it, I agree.

  26. CinciLife

    January 12, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    So I guess the fact that Tim “plays for the other team” doesn’t seem to deter Katy or her Mom.

  27. Ang

    January 12, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    I don’t think Tebow will have anything to do with her. I like her but she’s too out here for Tebow.

  28. Diane

    January 13, 2012 at 10:40 am

    There is probably a thousand of christain girls who would love to marry Tebow. Reality is only who girl is. If Katy Perry and Tim Tebow get together right now as they are one of them clearly isnt being true to themself. And if if Tebow is a God fearing loving man the way he says he is then KATY will NEVER be an option.

    And if Katy becomes an option , I will prob pass out …………….

  29. Stuart Heermans

    January 17, 2012 at 10:54 am

    What about dating and seeing if you like each other, the biggest problem with relationships is that people don’t discuss each others needs first, but jump into
    a mess. So food for thought, ask all the important questions in the dating part of
    the relationship, do you want a family, or do you want a boy toy who plays football
    and you have no intentions of being in a real relationship, at this point in your important careers, that wouldn’t give anyone a good chance at happiness, but
    People do change, and have different priorities, along the way. I have no idea if either of these adults, are ready for a serious relationship, but i would hope they will be smart about decisions they make, and not rush into any silly one. My guess is that neither are ready for a serious relationship, unless someones priorities change to make it all happen. The gay bashing is really HOMAPHOBIA, but it is also a free world as last i checked, and Christians won’t allow that conversation to go into a true concern for gays too because of their strict beliefs. I thought God so loved the world, and gave his only son, Love your neighbor as you love yourself. Too much fighting
    so lets just get a real “Constitutionist” in the presidents office VOTE RON PAUL who is a realist and makes more sense then any of the other statis quo. Once the real issues that face our country become front and center, all of us will want our kidds to be free like us, the 13 trillion dollar dept will only go away if we do something about it.

  30. Jer Bear

    January 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    She just got out of a crazy marriage with a professed sex maniac. A good Christian wouldn’t have approved of Russell Brand. In my opinion, Tebow and Perry isn’t good match. Just because he’s a “virgin” and she’s isn’t.
    Save yourself for someone else that is, Tim.

  31. spil gratis

    March 9, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    People need to be schooled on Libal Lawfare…This is persecuting americans through the legal system through bogus claims to drain their resources through the courts and Judicial systems using Sharia.

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