Here’s An Animated GIF Of A Virginia Tech Fan Jumping Up And Down Staring At Her Chest
Yep. And just so you know: they are real and they’re spectacular. Or they’re not. It’s difficult to ascertain but one thing is for certain: she sure likes them. In fact, she’s mesmerized by her breasts. She’s obsessed with breasts. That’s hard to say: obsessed with breasts.
Yes, I could try to crack a few jokes about feeling like a boob for posting this or make a weak reference that it’s too bad Virginia Tech lost to Michigan in the Sugar Bowl, but that’s the way the boob bounces, but to be honest, that would just leave me feeling a bit Hokie. I mean hokey.
[H/T Mocksession (via Deadspin)]