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Rick Reilly’s Joke About Derek Jeter’s Alleged Parting Gifts Worthy Of Sad Trombone

Sigh.

Take my gift, please! Reilly’s joke on Twitter is so gosh-darned hi-larious because, you know, the alleged manner in which Jeter sends off his sexual conquests with Derek Jeter memorabilia after a night at his apartment is kind of like how Antonio Cromartie has impregnated a lot of women, but you know, different. Sigh, again.

Now all we have to do to tie this weak zinger into a neat little bow is find an occurrence where Rick Reilly used almost the exact same joke. It probably had something to do with a Tooth Fairy-Antonio Cromartie joke if I know Rick Reilly like I think I do.

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