Man Exacts Revenge On Pujols By Sticking Wad Of Gum On His Statue’s Crotch (Photo)
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Bra-freaking-vo. That, folks, is some serious comeuppance. The photo, courtesy of @Matt Sebek (by way of The Sports Hernia Blog). Sebek is understandably irate over Pujols signing with Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim and chose to express his frustrations by a little bit of subtle statue-defacing. I wholeheartedly applause his actions. He tweets:
How about some fresh Bubblicious, oh glorious Pujols statue? Score one for our side.
Score one, indeed. Well done, Mr. Sebek.
Shakespeare once wrote that “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” which makes sense, given during his time, microwaves weren’t invented yet. In spite of the relative veracity of Shakespeare’s observation, I have to disagree, a least in this instance. If you ask me, in the case of St. Louis Cardinals slugger Albert Pujols skipping town for the sunnier climes of southern California, the saying should go, “Revenge is a dish best served by sticking a wad of chewing gum square on the crotch of a guy’s statue.” A bit wordy, yes, and it doesn’t make sense since sticking a wad of gum on a statute’s crotch really isn’t a state a meal can be in, but when you think about it, in a way, it does. Kind of.
Typical midwest retardation. One, Pujols won’t give a damn. Two, anyone in their right mind would choose SoCal over St. Louis. So this guy is just being juvenile. “I don’t like you anymore!” wah wah wah…
Wow he showed him.
Hey Misable Sebek, would you go to Sunny California from St. Lou for $254$ million for 10 years? Oh yes you would. So would everyone else in his shoes. It’s called reality. Get over it. Cardinals will be just fine.
I don’t get what fans are doing. The Cardinals didn’t leave town, Pujols did. If your a Cardinals fan be happy, you still have your team. If your a Pujols fan, then follow him. That’s what it’s all about, your favorite player. That’s the way it was when i was growing up. So you have to buy another Pujols jersey, so be it.