THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! GAH! GET MY MY HOLY WATER!
Sweet Fancy Satan, people. Denver Nuggets star Chris Andersen doesn’t need some coach to help him with his low post game, he needs a freaking exorcist. That is one devilish beard, kids. At the same time, imagine the fact that Andersen would never need to make a no-look pass. What with the ability to rotate his head 360°.
We mentioned Birdman’s recent partnership with PETA on Thursday to raise awareness regarding the barbaric treatment of animals within the Chinese fur industry. I say PETA just sends Birdman over there to unleash unholy hell upon them. Couldn’t hurt.