Chris ‘Birdman’ Andersen’s Satanic Beard Is Terrifying (Photo)
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Sweet Fancy Satan, people. Denver Nuggets star Chris Andersen doesn’t need some coach to help him with his low post game, he needs a freaking exorcist. That is one devilish beard, kids. At the same time, imagine the fact that Andersen would never need to make a no-look pass. What with the ability to rotate his head 360°.
We mentioned Birdman’s recent partnership with PETA on Thursday to raise awareness regarding the barbaric treatment of animals within the Chinese fur industry. I say PETA just sends Birdman over there to unleash unholy hell upon them. Couldn’t hurt.