Just when you think the entire Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian divorce kerfuffle couldn’t get any sillier, Star magazine, the bastion for responsible celebrity journalism and the go-to source for hard-hitting sports journalism, has unleashed the above attention-grabbing headline for their most recent issue, on newsstands now. As you can plainly see, he wouldn’t even touch her on the honeymoon, people! I can only imagine what Khloe saw. Oops. Khloé. Sorry.
Of course, Humphries’ rep issued a statement denying the allegations which are sure to drive people waiting in line at the grocery store completely bonkers, calling the tawdry allegations “completely false and ridiculous,” adding, “He is not gay.”
As you may have heard or read, Humphries recently filed for annulment of the couple’s 72-day marriage, citing fraud and claiming he was a pawn to boost ratings for the Kardashian’s reality show.
Who knows where it goes from here, but I can guarantee you this: if Star continues to report on it, there’s no doubt it will continue to be juicy, not to mention completely ridiculous. Myself? Until I hear that Kris Humphries is spotted out clubbing with Bat Boy, I will assume Miss Kardashian’s claims are patently false. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.