(Sigh) Chippendales Offers Kris Humphries ‘Celebrity’ Emcee Gig
Do you see? Do you see what happens, Kris Humphries? Do you see what happens when you dance with the big-butted devil and make a deal involving the irresistible temptation of being famous solely for being famous? This is what happens, Kris. Now you are about to be inundated with more offers promising insta-fame and unwanted notoriety which will do nothing more than further humiliate and degrade you and your family. First up: an offer from Chippendales.
Chippendales in Vegas has already reached out to Humphries, hoping to fill their empty celebrity MC spot at the Rio — previously occupied by ex-98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmons.
A rep for the show tells us, ” We figured since he was unemployed and, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Kim Kardashian, a gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women.”
Yeah, help restore his faith in women. There truly is nothing more wholesome, dignified and classy than a horde of drunk women groping greased-up, partially-nude men. Right.
Oh, and some guy from 98 Degrees was the last guy to do it? Okay, never mind then. Carry on, Kris Humphries. It will only take a few career missteps and years of rejections and failures until he’s spit out the bottom of the porn industry. Which I suppose would mean he will at least have a little bit in common with his soon-to-be ex-wife.
Chippendales to Kris Humphries: We Can Heal You [TMZ]