(Video) Gone To The Dogs: Coastal Carolina Football Coach Might Be Insane

This video is so chock-full of awesomeness. I don’t even know where to begin. Perhaps I should start with identifying the man who one day might be known as the college football coach who gave the most bizarre performance during a press conference ever.

His name is David Bennett and he is the head coach of the Coastal Carolina Chanticleers. I cannot say for certain, as I am incapable of probing the inner workings of the mind of a raving lunatic, Bennett is attempting to illustrate the superiority of dogs over cats by telling a story about “a little kitty cat” in his kitchen and a one-way screen door. Or something. I quickly became confused while watching this exhibition of twisted genius when he started frenetically waving his arms about and began incessantly meowing to prove his point that his team needs more dogs than cats. Like I said, the entire scene is a freaky one and way out there.

[H/T Off the Bench]

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5 Comments

  1. Sam

    September 9, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    I completely understood what the coach was saying and to call him mentally unbalanced or insane is ridiculous. He seems like a pretty nice guy.

    • carl

      September 10, 2011 at 9:20 am

      I agree he made sense..Your the mental one saying he was mental..its obvious you were never Coached bye a Coach with a Passion to win..HENCE ur a loser

  2. cadetduke

    September 9, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    The coach is spot on and was a great analogy to use.

  3. Vaughn

    September 10, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    The guy uses a simple metaphor to make a point and people think he’s crazy. He’s a poet!

  4. Karen Butler

    September 12, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    The Coach done a great job. Hes so right about the way the ballplayers look in the mirror at their selfs. Its dont matter what you look like its how you perform. I see it all the time from 5 year olds to High School having to take time to look good when all thats matters is going out there and doing the job.

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