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• What is this world coming to? John Dancler has been fired from his job as a traffic cop in Los Angeles after it was discovered he appeared in a pornographic film while wearing his uniform. He has filed an appeal regarding his dismissal. And to that, I say, “Bow-chicka-bow-wow.” [azcentral]

• A minor league pitcher had a no-hitter taken away from him two days after the fact. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The LAPD has made two arrests in the Bryan Stow beating case. [Rumors & Rants]

• Thoughts on how we are about to enter the great age of tell-all books about Tiger Woods. [Off the Bench]

• Check out Blake Griffin’s super neat Subway superhero adventure. [The Basketball Jones]

• Houston Texans RB Arian Foster has become the first player to sign the new CBA. I think. [Bob's Blitz]

• Video of NFLPA head DeMaurice Smith interrupting a live ESPN report. [Outside the Boxscore]

• The bullpen for the Sand Diego Padres found an interesting way to keep cool.[Big League Stew]

• In today’s edition of The Dugout: How to pick up soccer chicks on the internet. [With Leather]

• Holy crap! Check out this guy’s broken nose! [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• You have got to watch this crazy bowling shot. [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Revealing diagrams of athlete brains. [Sports Pickle]

• Tiger Woods’ Makeover Doll. [TAUNTR]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined