At long last. At long freaking last.
The pitch for the penis product, via PSAMP:
“THIS HILARIOUS BBQ APRON WILL BRING LOADS OF LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR APRON BUT IT HAS A PENIS TUCKED AWAY UNDERNEATH THE TEA TOWEL. SO LIFT UP THE TOWEL AND GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A SURPRISE!
The oversized penis is made from a nylon stocking and has pubic hair in the obvious areas! It is truely [sic] hilarious!”
“Truely” hilarious, indeed. You can see the not safe for work image here, but seriously, do you really need to? What kind of sickee are you? Perv.