Not For You, Big Ben: Finally, A Pittsburgh Steelers Apron With A Hidden Penis (SFW)

At long last. At long freaking last.

The pitch for the penis product, via PSAMP:

“THIS HILARIOUS BBQ APRON WILL BRING LOADS OF LAUGHTER TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! IT LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR APRON BUT IT HAS A PENIS TUCKED AWAY UNDERNEATH THE TEA TOWEL. SO LIFT UP THE TOWEL AND GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A SURPRISE!

The oversized penis is made from a nylon stocking and has pubic hair in the obvious areas! It is truely [sic] hilarious!”

“Truely” hilarious, indeed. You can see the not safe for work image here, but seriously, do you really need to? What kind of sickee are you? Perv.

[H/T PSAMP]

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1 Comment

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