Breaking: Dirk Nowitzki Is ‘That Dude’, His Shirt Says So

Usually, you don’t want to be “that dude” or “that guy” or some other variation on that theme, but when NBA Finals MVP Dirk Nowitzki sports a shirt reading “I’m That Dude,” well, I suppose it’s a pretty good thing. And if there is one thing that is a certifiable fact, if you can convince a person who owns one of those shirt silk screen printing machine thingamajigs to create a custom t-shirt for you, whatever that shirt is invariably a true statement.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some female body inspecting to do. Off to the mall!

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