Just a total fail on so many levels. Not only did the Miami Heat not win the NBA title on Sunday night, as any moron with half a brain should have been able to infer, it was impossible for them to win it. Unless you were to utilize some kind of weird Bizarro World math where the team that is the first to lose 4 games in a best-of-seven series somehow wins the championship.
Well, I hope Macy’s didn’t spend too much of their advertising budget for a full-page ad in this newspaper. Hopefully, this was from some podunk community paper in some backwoods Florida town. What’s that? This was from today’s edition of the Miami Herald? Ouch.