Jun
08
Here’s A Photo Of Tim Tebow Preparing To Smite A Heathen Golf Ball
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Tim Tebow, on the practice tee at the FedEx St. Jude Classic: YE SINNER TITLEIST GOLF BALL: DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR? SPEAK NOW AND UTTER YOUR REPENTANCE OR PREPARE TO BE SMITED OR SMITTEN OR WHATEVER! REPENT! REPENT! NO?
(takes a mighty swing with such force the cover of the ball is knocked off)
Tebow: What can I say? I am very blessed. Although people who think they know everything say my swing motion is not good enough for the pro game. They too, one day, shall be smitten.
[via @Angel_XV]
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All he needs is a couple of pink and green armbands and he could pass as the Ultimate Warrior
Tebow, the perfect specimen. That guy’s got it all!
This dude is a joke.
if anyone is a joke it is you. The internet attacts the douche bags.
This guy will not sum up to anything is the pros, mark my words. Time will prove me right. ;P
Wait a minute…don’t right handed golfers wear golf gloves on their LEFT hands, and left handed golfers wear a glove on their RIGHT hand? The golfer in this picture appears left handed (if hitting the ball toward the side where we see the sand trap – placement of spare balls suggests a leftie), but is wearing the glove on his LEFT hand.
Trying to protect his throwing hand? Why not wear gloves on both hands?
Thus either (a) this is a right handed golfer who missed the ball completely; or (b) this is a left handed golfer who does not know which hand to glove. I do not know whether left handed Tebow golfs left or right handed.
Strange picture.
If I am a professional athlete, being ripped should be the norm. impressive if it is Tebow, however, damn, i think most of us wish we had just an hour a day to work out, much less be our profession. impressive, but it should be the expectation for these guys,
Did you really need to use that kind of pic subtitle????? Really? I suggest you figure out what it really means before you embarrass yourself publicly with a poor attempt at humor.
I agree wholeheartedly. Absolutely no reason to try and mock Christians for what WE believe.
Oh for Pete’s sake. I’m a Christian too (and a Broncos fan), but have a sense of humor. This post is hilarious.
I could do that, With a 357mag.
you morans, this thing is so photochopped i’m surprised osama bin laden isn’t carrying his bag.
Thats not Tebow! If it was he would most definetly be on every kind of P.E.D known to man. And an upstanding Christian would not take drugs. W.W.J.D!!
This photo fits the image of Tebow as an athlete and not a QB. Brawn, yes, skill as a passer and field general, no.
Its such as you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this, such as you wrote the ebook in it or something. I think that you could do with some percent to pressure the message home a bit, however instead of that, that is excellent blog. An excellent read. I’ll certainly be back.