Tim Tebow, on the practice tee at the FedEx St. Jude Classic: YE SINNER TITLEIST GOLF BALL: DO YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR? SPEAK NOW AND UTTER YOUR REPENTANCE OR PREPARE TO BE SMITED OR SMITTEN OR WHATEVER! REPENT! REPENT! NO?
(takes a mighty swing with such force the cover of the ball is knocked off)
Tebow: What can I say? I am very blessed. Although people who think they know everything say my swing motion is not good enough for the pro game. They too, one day, shall be smitten.