• David Beckham showed off his defensive skills by catching fan running on the pitch. [Cosby Sweaters]

• James Harrison is clearly not a fan of the new rule changes. [Shutdown Corner]

• Boom goes the web redemption. Classic. [With Leather]

• Video of lady Cleveland Indians fans shotgunning beers. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Announcing the Kardashian-Humphries wedding. [The Basketball Jones]

• The hunt for the next Erin Andrews is on. [Busted Coverage]

• Nolan Ryan was involved with more foul ball hijinks in Arlington. [Big League Stew]

• What should Winnipeg call its new NHL team? [Midwest Sports Fan]

• Kid scores on bicycle kick, bored internet is impressed. [Off the Bench]

• This week in F–k You: Oprah. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• A closer look at the “BUTJOLS” jersey we profiled here yesterday. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Here’s video of the infamous Chris Hansen confronting a bike thief. [BuzzFeed]

• Josh Hamilton has no regard for his well being. [Lewp's Weblog]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Small-Town Residents Come Together For Arby’s Raising

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