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• Yay! The always enjoyable inflatable beaver has made its triumphant return! [Off the Bench]

• Tom Brady getting photographed water sliding was just begging for a meme. [With Leather]

• Lenny Dykstra tried breaking Doc Gooden out of Celebrity Rehab. Alright. [The700Level]

• Video evidence that Kevin Durant is the saddest man in the world. [The Basketball Jones]

• Pass or fail? Realigning the NHL for geographical accuracy. [Puck Daddy]

• The New England Patriots cheerleaders traveled to Aruba for a bikini calendar photo shoot. Enough said. [Busted Coverage]

• Golfer predicts hole in one, actually does it. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Six images from Ray Lewis’ post-lockout hellscape. [Sports Pickle]

• Drew is back and he’s mercilessly destroying another Peter King column. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Why yes, a roller coaster can cause female orgasms. Here’s video proof. [Bob's Blitz]

• Help me, Roli-Wan, you’re my only hope. [Melt Your Face Off]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: [video] Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films

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