This Gallery Of ‘Female’ Bodybuilders Is Straight Up Nightmare Fuel On Steroids

"You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"

Yep. Nightmare Fuel on steroids. Literally. Yamma hamma. I don’t mean to be overly crass, but after viewing these photos, I’m pretty sure my man parts just bid a hasty retreat straight up into my body cavity. You know, just to be safe.

There are plenty more than the one above and the gallery below over at BuzzFeed. Well worth a gander if you don’t want to sleep tonight. But I did want to save one and highlight it simply because it is terrifying, hilarious and um, without trying to be redundant, hilariously terrifying. That’s really the only way to explain it. It’s after the jump.

Dear Lord. So long, scrotum. It was nice knowing ya.

[via BuzzFeed]

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  1. Rocky Amato

    May 21, 2011 at 6:53 am

    Female bodybuilding is truly disgusting. All of the women you have pictured with the article are bisexual women into the very profitable underworld of female bodybuilding porn. Nobody talks about it but it is a fact of female bodybuilding.

  2. John Tucker

    May 21, 2011 at 10:26 am

    What the hell does this have to do with sports ? I couldn’t stop throwing-up in my mouth.

  3. Taylor

    May 22, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Female or male, bodybuilding to that extent is disgusting. Other than bodybuilders themselves, no one finds that attractive. Ugh.

  4. gary reckner

    May 22, 2011 at 5:02 am

    scariest looking women i’ve ever seen!!!!!

  5. rocky

    May 22, 2011 at 6:43 am

    taking something to the very cutting edge—most of us never do anything to the extreme in our lives. the dedication it takes is unreal . you like it –dont like it–doesnt matter–u go girls

  6. JB

    May 22, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    Um, what did they rub those girls down with? Oil based walnut wood stain?

  7. Stacey

    May 22, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    They are very tan.I myself wouldn’t mind having the arms of the one with the I dream of Genie hairdo and the stomach of the one in the pink bikini. The one in the pink bikini wasn’t too over the top I think they just caught her with a funny expression on her face. It happen.

  8. Xalvion

    May 23, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Hideous? … check
    The stuff of nightmares? … check, check
    But females? … Not a-one of ‘em

  9. Mike

    December 18, 2011 at 11:00 am

    I love these women,,they may not look like baby dolls,but their bodies look great

  10. firewater

    March 27, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Sure, they don`t look pretty, nevertheless it`s interesting to see them nude.
    Especially I want to know how big are their clits.

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