One Day, This Bengals-Themed Car Will Be Found Running In A Closed Garage
You know, because the person is a Cincinnati Bengals fan. And that must suck.
Ah, I keed. I keed. There’s no way this car actually runs. And any sensible Cincinnati Bengals fan will be far too busy following Chad Ochocinco’s nearly continuous and useless Twitter updates to waste their time not staying glued to their computer. Also, happier times are just around the corner for this much maligned franchise, right? I can just feel it.
(begins whistling M*A*S*H theme song)