• The plight of the red-headed quarterback. [Shutdown Corner]

• In light of their plight, a search for the best ginger quarterback ever. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Oh dear: when mascot lions attack. [Off the Bench]

• Could these be the new Buffalo Bills uniforms? [With Leather]

• The Buffalo Sabres’ playoff beards are an homage to late star Rick Martin. [Puck Daddy]

• CC Sabathia enters the Field of Dreams. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Drew Bledsoe claims former Patriots backup QB Scott Zolak was the original creator of “Dick In A Box.” [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: ‘It’s A Privilege To Have Worked With Such Talented People,’ Says Coworker Getting The F**k Out Of There

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