Darren Sharper Has Been Bitten By The Acting Bug, New Role Has Him Humping A Dog

Like many NFL players currently locked out, New Orleans Saints safety Darren Sharper is finding things other than football to take up his time as well as to serve as a “Plan B” of sorts. And yes, that is screencap from his acting performance from WorkingBug.com’s “A Series Of Unfortunate People” series which depicts the character portrayed by Darren Sharper pretending like he’s humping a dog. Yep.

The webisode, entitled “Punchline,” is about a woman who is unknowingly dating a man (Sharper) afflicted with ISOH (Inappropriate Sense of Humor), and believe me, if it were real, it would be one serious condition.

Video follows, but allow me to warn you, if the screencap of Darren Sharper humping a dog didn’t make it clear enough for you, the video is a bit on the lewd and crude side. Viewer discretion advised.


A Series of Unfortunate People Ep #5: Punchline by SeriesOfUnfortunatePeople

Not too shabby – obviously, Sharper isn’t going to be stealing roles from Daniel Day Lewis anytime soon – or even Nicolas Cage, for that matter – but he understands that taking on roles like this one is merely a part of the process he will have to take undertake in order to make a splash in Hollywood (via NOLA):

“I had a lot of fun with it,” said Sharper, who has some past experience in front of the camera, including an analyst role with the NFL Network and some promotional videos.

“If you really want to get into the acting world, you’re gonna have to stretch your personality. Hopefully I’ll be able to stretch into a wide variety of roles,” said Sharper, who was connected to the production company through his financial adviser. “They were looking for a good-looking, younger, hip athlete. Even though it was a younger athlete they were looking for, I was able to fit the role.”

Indeed. Unfortunately, Sharper broke one of the cardinal rules of showbiz: don’t work with children or animals – especially if the role involves pretend-humping either of them.

New Orleans Saints safety Darren Sharper takes up acting during break from football [NOLA]

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