Off Topic Mug Shot Caption: ‘Hey, Do You Like A Flock Of Seagulls?’
No, but I can tell this guy, Johnathan Washburn, 23, sure does. Probably. Washburn was arrested in Austin, Texas for allegedly hitting a man in the head with his skateboard after he noticed the victim taking a photo of his unique hairstyle. the Daily Mail is referring to the hairtrocity as a triple mohawk but anyone who grew up during the 1980s can clearly tell that whether it was unbeknownst to Mad Swinging Skateboard Psycho Guy or not, Washburn’s hairdon’t is obviously an homage to the Flock of Seagulls. Now, I don’t even attempt to understand what these whippersnappers today are up to with their complicated hairstyles, but this mug shot is on par with Mid-Haircut, Half-Afro Stabby Dude.
All I know is I bet the victim now wishes that instead of snapping the photo, he would have heeded the lyrical advice of the Flock of Seagulls and ran, ran so far away…
(high fives self)
Bad hair day: Man with bizarre triple mohawk arrested for attacking someone who tried to take a photo of his hairstyle [Daily Mail (via Off the Bench)]