Tom Brady Wants To Dance (Dance) The Night Away

Have you seen him? So stiff and graceless
Fooled me with his style and ponytail
And I feel him from across the Carnival
Yes, it’s awkward in the third degree
Ooh, baby baby
Won’t-cha turn your head my way?
Ooh, Tommy, Tommy
Ah come on! Take a chance
You’re bad enough to…

Dance (Dance) the night away
Whoa-oh, Come on Tom, dance the night away

What? Even if you thought my inept attempt at parodying Van Halen’s “Dance the Night Away” in order to adequately document Tom Brady’s flustered foray into dancing was brutal, be grateful: you should have seen the awfulness of what I had going when rewriting the lyrics for “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me” by Whitney Houston. Talk about awkward.

[H/T The Big Lead]