David Beckham’s New Jesus Tattoo Is A Revelation

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! Would you get a look at that tat? Professional soccer player/underwear model/Posh Spice impregnator David Beckham got some new ink on his chest recently and it certainly is a heavenly piece of body art: a tattoo of Jesus being carried to heaven by three cherubs.

According to a video uploaded to Beckham’s Facebook page (via Off the Bench), one of the reasons he elected to go with the messianic homage because the three cherubs tending to Jesus Christ reminded him of his three boys and how they will one day have to care for him as well…

Could Beckham drawing a parallel between Jesus being cared for by cherubs and how his boys will care for him before he shuffles off this mortal coil possibly be an outward expression of Messianic tendencies? Possibly. Who knows what would motivate a person to get a tattoo of Jesus in the first place? It’s not like Beckham is the first person to get a Jesus tattoo, although if it had been me, I would have elected to go with a more whimsical, not so wholly depressing, less strictly dogmatic depiction of the Lord and Savior…that’s right: Buddy Christ, people. Now that would be something.

David Beckham’s new tattoo depicts him as Jesus, naturally [Off the Bench]

Use your ← → (arrow) keys to browse


  1. Craig Hill

    March 2, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Too bad Christ freaks don’t know Matthew 5:17-19, in which Jesus sez anyone who does not follow the Law, which is the Jewish Torah, which includes kosher and circumcision and 10,000 other really Jewy things, will be in for a big surprise if they think they’re going to be greeted warmly in heaven.

    Now you do. And it’s in the Bible, so it’s gotta be true.

    • Pete

      March 2, 2011 at 5:48 pm

      Craig, please don’t quote scripture if (1) you haven’t read the full Word of God, (2) you take something completely out of its context, as you have done here, and think you can make a good argument.

    • Joeterri

      March 2, 2011 at 10:10 pm

      Hey Mr Jesus freak n Bible Guru, cudnt find the verse you quoted.

  2. Pete

    March 2, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    The flippant attitude of this article towards Jesus Christ; who He is, and what He offers continues to amaze me. It is one thing to be ignorant, or uniformed, admit it and move on; but to think Jesus is good joke fodder misses the serious and incredible gift He offers. It also misses the serious and tragic choice one makes when rejecting God and aligning with darkness. Even if that rejection is because of a lack of decision. Deciding not to decide, even if out of ignorance, is really saying no to Christ and His salvation from eternal death.

    • Joeterri

      March 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      u got it.

  3. Patrick Walsh

    March 2, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    I wish the cowardly gay liberals that bash Christ whenever possible would start that stuff with Allah and the Muslims and draw pics of Mohammad. They won’t though because they are big gay cowards. The Religion of Peace would butcher them.

    • Paul

      March 2, 2011 at 11:34 pm

      The guy who wrote this has no respect for Christianity and probably religion in general.

  4. chris

    March 5, 2011 at 5:42 am

    wow piss off u stupid jew cunts

  5. b

    March 5, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Please don’t paraphrase AND take scripture out of context. Also, if you’re Jewish, please don’t say that you “respect” Jesus but just don’t think he is the Savior. He claimed to be God’s Son, so either he was crazy or he is actually God’s Son. You can’t have it both ways. There is other literature besides the Bible that writes of the existence of Jesus, fyi. Further, Jesus fulfilled every single Law in the Torah. He in fact is God’s Son and is the Way, the Truth, and the Light.

  6. Mace

    March 23, 2011 at 9:11 am

    Matthew 5:17-19 (New International Version, ©2011)

    The Fulfillment of the Law
    17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. …………………Torah? Wow…..you better go learn you some english Craig Hill. And dont paraphrase the Bible. The “Law” was old testament, the new testament speaks of Jesus dying for our sins and us not having to follow the “Law”.He fullfills the law and prophets for us…..SO WE DONT HAVE TO.

Leave a Reply