Photo: Torontonians Taunt Chris Bosh By Waving Inflatable Phalluses At Him

Sure, their beloved Raptors lost the game 103-95 to Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat on Wednesday night, but the fans inside the Air Canada Centre got the last laugh by mercilessly taunting the ex-Raptor by shaking phallus-shaped inflatable props to and fro at every opportunity. What message were they trying to deliver to Bosh, exactly? Hard to say. While it’s safe to assume they were expressing their disgust with Bosh for leaving The Queen City for the sunnier climes of Miami this past offseason, precisely what they were trying to articulate by taunting him with inflatable red penises is a tough nut to crack, so to speak. They’re Canadians after all, you see, an odd breed.

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7 Comments

  1. NYbro

    February 18, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    You are absolutely retarded. The home team gives them to fans in the section behind the opposing teams basket at the beginning of the second half. The purpose is to distract the player from shooting free throws. Wow… Inflatable Phalluses? I dont think so big guy.

  2. AllOfCanada

    February 19, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    They’re called thundersticks and you hit them together to disract the players…
    you are so dumb

  3. On Behalf of Canada

    February 20, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    How you perceived penises is an even harder nut to crack. Perhaps you were dreaming?

  4. Weed Against Speed

    February 21, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Thun–der–sticks?

    Now you people are just making up words.

    /hook, line and sinker

  5. nknkj

    June 4, 2011 at 9:34 am

    they are for sure called thundersticks… guess this guy has never heard what they sound like when hit together.

  6. CANADA IS GAY

    June 4, 2011 at 9:35 am

    i wish they were penises

  7. a dude with common sense

    August 16, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    You guys are absolute complete idiots. This is obviously a satirical piece, meant to be FUNNY. God, have mercy on this nation of ignorant fools…

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