Tim Lincecum Is Trying To Grow A Mustache, Now Resembles A Young John Waters

To be perfectly honest, to refer to that wispy, stray strands of hair sprouting above his upper lip a mustache is giving the San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum far too much credit. That’s not a mustache, that’s an onlyifyoufeelikeitstache. That’s the kind of mustache people grow in the Bizarro World.

This photo comes courtesy of Comcast Sportsnet Bay and I have to admit it gave a nice late afternoon chuckle. The scarf ain’t helping, either. But he really does kind of resemble a young John Waters, does he not? I don’t know, maybe he’s going for a young Vito Corleone look but can’t pull it off due to his inability to grow a real man’s mustache like De Niro.

[H/T Hardball Talk]

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3 Comments

  1. Sebastian

    March 22, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    Looks like he should be one of the sexual predator dots on your computer…wonder if he walks around the neighborhood telling people he’s not one

  2. Brian

    April 24, 2011 at 6:08 pm

    Poor guy. He’s really trying not to look like a lesbian.

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