• Inside the mind of the NHL autograph hound. [Puck Daddy]

• Angry birds have descended upon the Australian Open. Mate. [With Leather]

• Bill Walton’s still got it, folks. [The Basketball Jones]

• Shocking: nobody is watching The T. Ocho Show on Versus. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The story behind AHL goalie Todd Ford’s awesome Johnny Cash tattoo. [Off the Bench]

• Another entry from the KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: The angry black guy from your local grocery store. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Finally, an honest Pro Bowl promo. [TAUNTR]

• Megan Fox in thigh-high stockings? Megan Fox in thigh-high stockings. [Sharapova's Thigh]

• Two dudes cross ball on the soccer pitch. [Bob's Blitz]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Study Links Adult-Male Smiling To Extremely Overweight Men Scoring Touchdowns

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