• Not sports-related in the slightest, but I have to agree with PUNTE, I defy you to find a better video. God Bless America. [With Leather]

• Taking a look at the Bud Light “Bottoms Up” beer dispenser. [Busted Coverage]

• On his 50th birthday, here are 50 reasons why the guys at PD love Wayne Gretzky. [Puck Daddy]

• Bonus! A Wayne Gretzky-themed NSFWednesday! [Melt Your Face Off]

• Blake Griffin doesn’t need a friggin’ nickname, dammit. [The Basketball Jones]

• Michigan State and North Carolina are going to play each in basketball next year on an aircraft carrier. Killer. [Deuce of Davenport]

• LOLNFL: Championship Weekend is as funny as you’d expect it to be. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Tractor pulls are awesome, but tractor pulls where a tractor-pulling truck blows up is even awesomer-er. Er. [Bob's Blitz]

• Taking a look at the song titles, it’s safe to say Ron Artest’s Mixtape is going to be the bomb! [TAUNTR]

• If you own a Wii, do not do what this woodhead did. [Sharapova's Thigh]

• Matt does some stellar work with an in-depth analysis of the 2011 Puppy Bowl lineup. [Warming Glow]

• Hot Steelers and Packers fans, everyone. [Unathletic]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Report: For 8th Straight Year, Europeans Remain Weirdest-Looking Players In NBA

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