Boy, those sure are some fancy duds right there. Don’t agree? Allow me to change your mind.

Of course, pictures are far more persuasive than words, so take a good look at those jerseys above (click on image for a more close-up view), now look at this:

Now look at those faaaabulous jerseys again up above, now look at this:

Now, the blue jerseys for “The East.” Look at them, now look at this:

Blue jerseys again, now this:

I rest my case. If you would like a more detail-oriented, Richard Simmons-less analysis of the 2011 NBA All-Star Game jerseys, head on over to The Basketball Jones. Myself? I’m late for my “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” class. Gotta run! I mean prance!