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• Cynthia Colson. a 44-year-old idiot from Deltona, Florida, called 911 at least four times to complain about the lengths of her nails after a manicure. Ultimately, she was arrested, and hopefully, put down. [msnbc]

• According to an ESPN graphic, the Vikings are still in the hunt for a playoff spot. [Busted Coverage]

• Not surprisingly, the NBA dominated television viewership on Christmas day. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Golf Course Porn is a nice way to kill some time. [Wei Under Par]

• Notre Dame and Miami are barring their players from crossing over into Mexico during the teams’ Sun Bowl trip. Good luck with that. [Off the Bench]

• Here are the top 10 MLB stories of the year according to the gals at Babes Love Baseball. [Babes Love Baseball]

• Video of the amazing Gilbert Arenas buzzer beater that wasn’t. [Outside the Boxscore]

• What did the Vikings do to pass the time while stuck in Philly? Eat cheesesteaks, of course. [The700Level]

• 22-year-old World Surfing Champion Stephanie Gilmore was attacked by some thug wielding a metal pole at her apartment in New South Wales. [Bob's Blitz]

• Mike Singletary is now the fourth NFL coach not to have a job anymore. [Second-String Fullback]

• The Onion Headline of the Day: Classmates.com Employees Don’t Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook

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