Low Hanging Fruit: Natalie Gulbis Has A Bad Back

According to a report from Golfweek‘s Beth Ann Baldry (via Waggle Room), Natalie Gulbis has been forced to withdraw from this week’s LPGA Tour Championship due to a bad back which has plagued her for years.

Bad back, you say? I wonder why…

Clearly, her regimented stretching techniques are not sufficiently loosening her up and she is left not limber enough to compete. What? Did you think I was insinuating it was something else that was causing her back problems? Pervs.

But seriously, according to those in the know, Gulbis’ chronic back problems could prematurely end her professional career, and that’s not good for anybody.

Back woes force Natalie Gulbis out of LPGA Tour Championship [Waggle Room]

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11 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    December 3, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    She might have a bad back, but her front is in excellent condition.

  2. Doug

    February 7, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    I need to watch much more women’s golf….. WOW! O.o o.O

  3. Putt Master

    February 21, 2011 at 6:32 am

    She so Freakin’ Beautiful!! I’ll sink my putter in to that… Just Sayin!!!

  4. Mike

    April 7, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    That’s with a sports bra on!! To quote Allan from Two and a Half Men, “from a strictly engineering standpoint, yes they are a huge load.”

    I was a gold instructor and had to give it up, after 4 back surgeries. I wish the best for Natalie. She is smokin’ hot though!

    • Mike

      April 7, 2011 at 3:55 pm

      Golf instructor, I wish I was a Gold instructor, whatever that is, they make more money than me. lol

  5. jw

    May 13, 2011 at 11:07 am

    what back?

  6. BigDick

    September 2, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    this chick has the best tits in sports, or just about anywhere !!

    those melons just float in the air !

    david copperfield couldn’t levitate them any better.

  7. Klara Gurkin

    September 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Hello could I reference some of the material here in this site if I reference you with a link back to your site?

  8. Happyinpink

    January 18, 2012 at 12:50 am

    Good Lord! I’m probably twice her age, but I’ll make an exception and let he have her way with me. Anytime. Anywhere. Any which way she chooses. She’s got it all, and then some!

  9. Hounddog

    January 19, 2012 at 9:04 am

    It’s apparent that she’ll never be a consistent winner, but if she has to retire her assets will be sorely missed.

  10. carlos

    January 9, 2013 at 10:12 am

    women’s pro golf needs more women like her, We really don’t need to see a man in a skirt, or female shot putters going for a walk

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