Finally, Nike Shoes With Image Of Michael Jackson Ogling Michael Jordan’s Junk

They told me it would never happen, but I remained patient. Despite being mocked on the basketball court for wearing a pair of parachute pants and my trusty penny loafers, I knew that one day in the future, I would own a pair of shoes which not only paid tribute to Michael Jackson, but would also serve me well on the court.

Well, today is a red letter day, my friends, as I have just learned that Nike has released several pairs of shoes honoring the late, great King of Pop for their Air Retro series, called Forever Michael Jackson, as well as the Michael Jackson Air Force One. T-shirts and better yet, Michael Jackson jeans are also available. Crazy stuff. Even crazier? For the life of me, I cannot come up with one decent child molestation joke regarding the shoes. I’m slipping, folks.

[H/T The Sporting Rave]

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  1. tina

    October 4, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Apparently, you’re another ignorant Michael basher who didn’t get the memo that Michael Jackson was found not guilty, and further more, he was innocent from the very beginning although tried in the press and by misinformed people such as yourself. Check the facts and read the court transcripts, the truth is there.

    • tinathetruthful

      October 5, 2010 at 1:53 pm

      Apparently, you’re another ignorant Michael supporter who didn’t get the memo that Michael Jackson was found not guilty, and further more, he was ruining children’s lives from the very beginning although tried in the press and by misinformed people such as yourself. Check the facts and read the court transcripts, the truth is there.

    • Jason

      October 5, 2010 at 4:05 pm

      Tina, check your facts, MJ actually admitted to several acts of, well, we’ll say inappropriate behavior like getting children drunk and then spending the night with them. Most of the allegations were settled out of court, so guilt or innocence was never established, but based solely on what he admitted to, I’d say he was a bad choice of baby sitter. The only thing that kept him out of jail were the settlements. I won’t comment on the dropped charges, as I believe in innocence until proven guilty, and I’m aware of what people will do for a buck, but like I said, he admitted to some of it, so lets not canonize the “man”, OK?

      • J. Leone

        October 6, 2010 at 11:11 pm

        Jason: Mr. Jackson NEVER admitted to any of the things you just said, in fact he vehemently denied ever harming a child. You can hear what he said in his defense on Youtube. The 1993 case was settled out of court with Mr. Jackson admitting to doing nothing wrong. The accusations were done for money. Read the book “Redemption” by
        Geraldine Hughes. She was the legal secretary in the office of the lawyer who represented the boy’s father. She overheard their conversation talking about getting money out of Mr. Jackson. The boy’s father wanted Mr. Jackson to provide money for two screen plays he had written. He also asked Mr. Jackson to build and addition to his home so that his son could live there. When Mr. Jackson refused both requests, the father brought the charges. After Mr. Jackson’s insurance company decided to settle the case- not Mr. Jackson- and the family got the money, they never uttered another protest. If your child was molested as you claimed, would any amount of money be worth forgetting it? I think not.

        In 2005, there was a trial on another allegation. Again, it was obvious that it was all about the potential for money since the mother, eventually convicted of welfare fraud, went to the same attorney as the first family before ever contacting the police. Mr. Jackson was found not guilty on all counts. There was no settlement. The young man from the first case was asked to testify for the prosecution- he refused. His refusal to speak against Mr. Jackson speaks for itself, in my opinion. People act like Mr. Jackson bought his way out of the conviction. Do you think he went around to each juror and gave them money?? Ridiculous! The jury listened to the prosecution and the witnesses and determined that there was no case and that the family was lying. If you feel this way about our justice system, I surely hope you are never accused of some horrible act that you did not commit and when you are found innocent, everyone continues to believe you are guilty. How horrible would that be for you? That is what Mr. Jackson dealt with the last sixteen years of his life.

        Please educate yourself to the facts before you spread more untruths.

      • tina

        October 7, 2010 at 6:07 am

        You are full of IT. He admitted nothing. The lying little creep and his brother stole wine from the LOCKED wine cellar that they broke into when Michael wasn’t home. Don’t be so stubborn and read the facts about both accusers. Michael had faults, made mistakes and some bad choices. Being a pedophile was not one of them.

        • lauren

          July 18, 2011 at 5:00 am

          Tina: one thing how can they break into a locked wine cellar when he is not home for one reason…….how the fuck did they get in his house when he wasnt there pretty sure they didnt sneak past security….and also one of michaels 100 staff members would have seen two boys breaking into a wine cellar. and as for you calling a child a lying little creep that makes youi pathetic even michael doesnt say anything like that about them show he has a higher level of maturity and he is not the most mature of humans really is he? at the end of the day believe what you wanna believe but ask yourself this if u were the boys and your parents said to you say this about michael, at their age they would have gone screw that im staying with michael at the end of the day why would they make something up about someone they idolised, and i hope to god that a child never relies on you to believe them that they have been molested because you cant even pick it up in this situatioin which is so obvious, with things like calling children “blow hole” and “rubber” pick up the signals

      • jia

        December 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm

        You just lied. You are an ignorant person who just twisted the truth to make your misguided point. People like you make me sick.

  2. i love tina

    October 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    tina, i bet you think that o.j. simpson is innocent too, huh? money can buy you anything….including a not-guilty verdict.

    • tina

      October 7, 2010 at 6:19 am

      No, I absolutely believe O.J. Simpleton is guilty as hell. You can’t compare the two, because in O.J. Killer’s case ALL the eveidence was there, and led straight to him. Who knows what the hell happened there. We all watched that trial so we know what happened. Michael’s trial was not televised so the only information we had about what was going on was through biased reporting. The media only reported one side most of the time and only the most headline grabbing statements to come from the prosecution, and if you READ, you’ll see that’s true also. Killer O.J. Simpleton is paying for it now, in a way, at least he got some time locked away. In Michael’s case there was nothing. That family was proven to be just what they are: scheming, scamming, scum. Read the court transcripts before you continue to believe an innocent man was guilty. All of the admitted lies from the family and others are there.

      • lauren

        July 18, 2011 at 5:05 am

        for one its o.j simpson and for two mj’s case may not have been televised but you werent informed of the events via a biased media since there was reconstructions that used the exact script from court so everything that was said is exactly what was said what is biased in that. and why dont you read a book called all that glitters before you continue to think that a guilty man is innnocent

  3. CD

    October 5, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    OJ was innocent too? C’MON SON

  4. Kenny

    October 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Nike didn’t release those. You can find those on pretty much any counterfiet shoe website.

  5. Rodrick Merisier

    October 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    I do not understand why people detest this girl so much. Despite the fact that she’s a little wild however this woman is beautiful and has several good talents

  6. hands free soap dispenser

    January 19, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Never forget you MJ

  7. Adrian Allison

    April 16, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    im 14 who loves mj and needs a pair of these shoes just tell me how to get them by shipping them to me as soon as possible.

  8. Wayne

    May 24, 2011 at 4:33 am

    How do I find a pair of these, please let me know !!

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