Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum — Sweet Merciful Crap, Look At The Size Of WWE NXT Diva Aloisia!

Her name is Aloisia, she’s apparently a “contestant” on something called WWE NXT and she’s six-foot-freaking-nine-inches tall.

To be honest, I’m not much into professional wrestling anymore, so I am not anywhere close to up to speed regarding what WWE Next is or what it entails. You see, I am now in my mid-30s now and gave up being obsessed with the “sport” about the same time I quit playing with my He-Man action figures and wetting the bed, and for those of you who are curious, that was about three years ago.

But sweet sassy molassey, look at the size of that broad! At first look, I thought it was a Photoshop or something but that’s the real deal, all 6’9″ of it. I understand that the other gals standing next to her are more in the realm of toned models than they are towering, super-sized athletes, but they are not midgets and the way in which Aloisia towers over them is jaw-dropping.

There is little in the way of information regarding this ginormous woman on the internets, but I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if her hometown was within the borders of Chernobyl’s Exclusion Zone.

Video follows.

If you think she looks gargantuan in that video, you should get a look at the size of her penis.

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8 Comments

  1. nc

    September 1, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    “You see, I am now in my mid-30s now and gave up being obsessed with the “sport” about the same time I quit playing with my He-Man action figures and wetting the bed”

    stupid comments.only wwe is for kids.

    im in 30’s too and wwe really sucks.

    TNA IS WRESTLING.

    and btw hardcore wrestling ‘s got to be respected by anyone in any age of your life.
    so stupid words against wrestling are worthless ,against only wwe are ok.

    • nc

      September 1, 2010 at 5:50 pm

      CZW HARDCORE WRESTLING AND THEN SHUT UP WITH STUPID WORDS LIKE HEMAN.

      hardcore wrestling brings respect to people of every age.

      • Bleh

        December 4, 2010 at 3:46 am

        Heman was an action figure :D

    • E

      September 10, 2010 at 5:51 am

      TNA is garbage. That’s why they are hemorrhaging money. WWE is so far ahead of TNA it is almost a joke. They can’t even make money off of people who WWE made successful. I will say though, it is a nice little retirement home for people who are no longer relevant and that the WWE doesn’t want anymore, so I guess they have that going for them…that’s nice. You’re probably the same person who tries to convince people that a zune is better than an ipod, that the nook is better than the kindle, and bought a kia because “they’ve really come a long way.”

      • Cobra

        October 7, 2010 at 4:30 am

        > You’re probably the same person who tries to convince people that a zune is better than an ipod.

        Epic fail, Sir.
        TNA is the iPod of Wrestling.

        And, speaking of… ahr, hardware:
        If TNA is Mac… WWE is Windows.

        Guess who’s better? ^_-

  2. whatever

    September 2, 2010 at 7:51 am

    Get back to your trailer park nc

  3. RFS

    September 2, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    She was developed in the same lab that produced Ivan Drago.

  4. Heather

    October 14, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Of course she is real!!!! Yes, women actually do like it when they are six foot nine, because when we are young 20s we want to be better than each other but it is also a fantasy for us who are petite. It would be cool to be an Amazon Giantess cause I could do anything I want and wouldent worry about going shopping and buying clothes cause i wouldent need any. dont believe me? look on youtube search giantess from attack of 50 foot woman movie too….

    talk to you later boys…………………………..
    HEHEHEHE FEFIFOFUM NO GIRL IS HOTTTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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