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Why Did EA Sports Put A Random Old Lesbian On The Cover Of Wii Game, NHL Slapshot?

What the fungus? Who is that broad and how will she help sell games? The decision to put some unknown lesbian on the cover of NHL Slapshot truly boggles the mind, doesn’t it? Especially coming from an incredibly successful company like EA Sports. A rare miss.

What’s that? That’s The Great One, Wayne Gretzky? You gotta be kidding me. What in tarnations has happened to the guy? And what’s the deal with the hair? I would hate to have to be the person to break it to him, but That 70s Show has been off the air for years, so there’s no chance Gretzky isĀ  landing that cameo appearance he is clearly coveting with that hairdon’t. Jebus.

Get a haircut, Wayne, you damn lesbo-looking hippie. And try to find some modicum of self respect before you end up on the Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians website.

[H/T for image to Pro Hockey Talk]

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