Oh, the humanity! Don’t just stand there, soldiers, help the guy out!
Just kidding. Obviously, the Vikings defensive end was simply taking part in some sort of training activity during his recent USO Tour visit to Afghanistan, as evidenced by the puffy, heavily padded jacket he is wearing in these photos. On the other hand, maybe Allen, the rugged outdoorsman that he is, truly felt he could take on a dog which has been expertly trained in taking down and viciously subduing enemy combatants. I mean, who can actually say what that crazy bastard is up to from one moment to the next? Certainly not this hombre.