As a well-respected, Juilliard-trained sports blogger, I feel it is my duty to keep you informed regarding the comings and goings of everybody’s favorite South American, Larissa Riquelme, known around these here parts as Paraguayan World Cup Hottie Superfan. When she’s not busy modeling lingerie or stuffing her cell phone into the cleavage of her ample, heaving bosom (hummina hummina), she enjoys sexily cheering on her country’s World Cup squad.

Well, good news, horndoggers: if her beloved Paraguay manages to win the World Cup, Senora Riquelme has vowed to run butt-ass-naked through the streets in an orgasmic display of relief, gratitude and celebration with her “body painted with the colors of Paraguay.”

Hoo boy.

The fine folks at You Been Blinded managed to track down a video of her making good on her vow to jiggle her way up and down (and up…and down…and up…you get the point) the streets of Paraguay. Enjoy.

So there you have it. Even though I have no earthly idea what she said, it sounded incredibly sexy and I’m choosing to believe that she was simply guaranteeing her gratuitous display of naked nationalistic pride. What other choice do I have? Find a person that speaks the native language of Paraguay? Yeah, right. Like there’s a lot of people around who speak Inuit.

Larissa Riquelme Vows To Run Naked if Paraguay Wins World Cup [You Been Blinded]
(previously at the Sportress: Paraguyan World Cup Hottie Superfan Has A Name: Larissa Riquelme)