Sweet Sassy Molassey: Katy Perry’s World Cup Spirit Just Made Me Honk My Vuvuzela

And by “Honk My Vuvuzela” I of course mean…well, you know what I mean. Suffice it to say, I really need a nap now.

As regular readers of the Sportress can surely attest, I use the phrase “Sweet sassy molassey” from the classic SNL skit where Ray Romano’s portrays a new SportsCenter anchor Chet Harper a little too often, but do you know what?  I really don’t care, so here goes:

Like a donkey eating a waffle! Sweet Sassy Molassey! Get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rubdown!

Now that I’ve got that out of my system – among other things – let’s move on. As you probably already know, Katy Perry is an all-American gal (and more than that, a California Gurl – man, has that song firmly implanted itself in my brain – not that I’m complaining), but she also has to weigh a conflict of interest of sorts given that her fiancé is none other than British comedian Russell Brand. So, the lovely Miss Perry did her best to straddle the conflict regarding the U.S.-England match on Saturday by rocking this incredible getup which featured both the U.S. and Union Jack flags.

Well done, Katy. With your wisdom, wit, impeccable sense of style and fantastic boobs, you have truly shown me the way. In a manner of speaking.

[H/T World Cup Babes (via The Slanch Report)]
(previously at the Sportress: Katy Perry Interviewed On FoxSports Radio, Barely Justifies Katy Perry Photo Gallery)

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  1. advizor54

    June 14, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    I’ve seen her face look better, by DANG that is a good looking dress.

  2. Sid Finch

    June 14, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    Katy Perry’s new nickname “Butterface”

  3. reza

    August 30, 2010 at 4:54 am

    hi, katy perry so pretty , how can cotact with ms katy ( for example address mail)

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