White Kids Should Refrain From Rapping About Hockey, Yo
ByThe Blackhawks will make you jump! jump! (on the bandwagon)
Jump! Jump! (on the bandwagon)
“We Love The Hawks (?)” – what’s the deal with the question mark? (?) – I don’t know (?), Dog (?) – the latest atrocity in a long line of rapped odes to sports teams performed by pigmentally-challenged aspiring rappers, is brought to you by The Retar Crew (more like The Retard Crew, amirite?), featuring the mic skills of Johnny (Philly Flier) Iguana “on his huge organ” (natch) (?). And his crew is the realest…pile of crap.
Just. No.
And yes, I know it’s supposed to be tongue-in-cheeky, but it’s not. And could they at least tuck the wiring for the flat screen up behind the TV if they are not going to install it in a professional manner. It is so not dope-looking. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, homeslices.
[H/T Mouthpiece Blog]
when my teams are hot i welcome any and all bandwagon fans and or raps. Plus these guys wrote Chicago’s hit play of the summer Funk It Up, brilliant, peep their youtube channel, i dunno, i think it’s dope. Plus the Q rbothers are only half white anyway. Props
when my teams are hot i welcome any and all bandwagon fans and or raps. Plus these guys wrote Chicago’s hit play of the summer Funk It Up, brilliant, peep their youtube channel, i dunno, i think it’s dope. Plus the Q brothers are only half white anyway. Props
I actually think you’re more guilty of being a lame white guy (given, I’m assuming) than they are. The chorus is pretty damn funny: “We love the Hawks, and we’ll always love the Hawks, we just learned about the Hawks this year!” The takeoff on the Hawks goal song is appropriate. But there’s nothing more lame than writers sarcastically using “yo” and “homeslice” to ridicule rap, no matter who is performing it.
Btw, only someone who views his flat screen TV as a point of personal pride would point out the wires. I actually found that comment to be telling/funny. Interesting what people care about.
wow…
JOE–you hit the nail on the head.
very well worded and insightful.
this sports blogger is the lamest author i’ve read in a LONG time…
“if they are not going to install it in a professional manner.”
hahahaha, You sound like Detective Foster – we’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
Way to categorize people and put them into boxes they are not supposed to be out of, a very enlightened view. While definitely making a “tongue-in-cheeky” (who says that?) video, these kids have some skills. Some of those verses are pretty nasty. Don’t just judge cuz they’re white, makes you a chump really.
i think these guys are wigers
fuck the hawks go bruins