It’s Funny Because The New York Post Is Insinuating That The Microphone Is Tiger’s Schlong

Get it? Hoo boy, that’s some sweet, sweet material right there. You know, because a microphone is phallic-shaped and Tiger Woods has been having a lot of sex with his penis, which is kind of where he is holding the microphone. The only thing missing is a well-crafted “That’s what she said” reference. Then, the New York Post would have hit the lazy comedy mother lode.

Come on, New York Post. That’s some weaksauce blogger stuff right there. The least the newspaper could have done was leave the joke for me to write. Jerks.

Site Note: Yes, that is my third “It’s Funny Because…” post title of the week. Apologies for that, but it’s just so easy and I’m even lazier than the writers at the New York Post, apparently.

[H/T The Sports Hernia Blog & Devil Ball Golf]

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