Last Call: Hummer Edition
When I first came across this story, I was mortified. Why would there ever be a last call for hummers? Everybody likes them and are a great means of birth control, almost better than pulling out. So when I found out it was about those oversized pieces of crap six-miles-to-the-gallon tank-cars, I was thankful.
I guess what I am saying is I would never pay money for a hummer, but I would gladly take one for free. I’m not sure which one I am referring to now. Huh.
On to the usual dog and pony show.
- Antoine Walker’s Ex Evelyn Lozada NSFW Boobie Photos Made SFW [Busted Coverage]
- You Can’t Eliminate Me, I RETIRE! [Melt Your Face Off]
- Fred Smoot has a dream of Waffle Houses in Washington D.C. [Shutdown Corner]
- Letterman: ‘Leno’s a Boob’ [Warming Glow]
- Burger King to sell delicious Mickey Rourke burgers [FilmDrunk]
- LOLNFL: The NFL Draft [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
- ‘My Mom Is Not A Prostitute’ [With Leather]
- Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles [The Onion]
- Want To See The Worst Game Show Ever? [A.V. Club]
- Sometimes It’s Better Not to Ask Why [Uncoached]
- Lisiane Pires
And for the ladies…
Don’t push ladies, there’s enough Perez to go around for all of you!
What? He’s gay? No way.
Alright. Do what you do.