When I first came across this story, I was mortified. Why would there ever be a last call for hummers? Everybody likes them and are a great means of birth control, almost better than pulling out. So when I found out it was about those oversized pieces of crap six-miles-to-the-gallon tank-cars, I was thankful.
I guess what I am saying is I would never pay money for a hummer, but I would gladly take one for free. I’m not sure which one I am referring to now. Huh.
On to the usual dog and pony show.
And for the ladies…
Don’t push ladies, there’s enough Perez to go around for all of you!
What? He’s gay? No way.
Alright. Do what you do.