When you go to bed tonight, be sure to say a prayer for Amanda Flowers.
Flowers, a 24-year-old woman from Manchester, England, suffered a damaged nerve after falling off her Wii Fit board. Afterward, she began to experience sexual sensations from anything remotely vibrating. From coming into contact with things such as cell phones to food processors, she would immediately become turned on.
Flowers, a caterer, now claims to need ten sessions of sex a day to satisfy her cravings. Doctors have attributed her insatiable horniness to something called “persistent sexual arousal syndrome” as a result of her pinched nerve.
Said the poor, afflicted woman (via Daily Star):
“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”
“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”
But really, how crazy is this story? Given I did not complete my coursework at Upstairs Medical College, I am unable to qualify whether or not “persistent sexual arousal syndrome” is a legitimate physiological condition or not, but I can guarantee you this: sales of the Wii Fit to sexually frustrated husbands and boyfriends are about to go through the friggin’ roof.
But until these guys can get their better halves on the Wii Fit and then push them off praying for the same injury as the one Ms. Flowers sustained, they can pacify themselves with either “Sexy Girl In Underwear Wii Fit Snowboarding” or “Wii Fit Sexy Yoga Workout with Cyber Girl Jo Garcia,” both of which you can find after the jump. Hey, it’s at least something.