Last Call: ‘You Fat Bastards Missed Last Call On The Chocolate Bunnies’ Edition

Via The Republican Journal (wha??):

The Chocolate Bunnies you see are running out fast. We have just 4 white chocolate bunnies left and 7 dark chocolate, both in various sizes.

Milk chocolate are in better supply but they will go fast tomorrow morning so shop early to get the best selection.

You snooze, you lose, you liberal elite bitches!

Fascinating stuff, I know. Let’s just move on, shall we?

Blogetizers

  • Margo McAuley – America’s Hottest Collegiate Soccer Player – Takes Game To Indiana [Busted Coverage]
  • The 10 biggest Masters stories (not including Tiger Woods) [Devil Ball Golf]
  • NOLAN SMITH’S DAD INVENTED HIGH FIVING [With Leather]
  • The Lost Sports Generation [The Phoenix Pub]
  • Andrew Bogut wishes basketball was played on Jell-O [The Gally Blog]
  • 10 lines the Big Lebowski porno parody should include [FilmDrunk]
  • Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results [The Onion]

The Entree

Scenery

  • Writings You Might See While Taking a Piss [Uncoached]

(more of these at the above link)

Sorbet

  • Isabeli Fontana

And for the ladies…

A Wedge of Fontina!

Il formaggio è delcious!

Alrighty then. Do what you do. Thanks for stopping by.


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43 Comments

  1. Sculptor?!?

    April 6, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    BWAHAHAHAAAA!!! Careful, I might actually eat that one…

  2. Sculptor?!?

    April 6, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Playing by myself again, I see…

    • Gally

      April 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm

      @Sculptor?!?, damned real life stuff. Thankfully I have none today.

  3. Gally

    April 6, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Mmm, cheesy cheese

  4. Semper

    April 6, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    In class, but drinking, at least

    • gally

      April 6, 2010 at 7:54 pm

      @Semper, that sounds like a great class

      • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

        April 6, 2010 at 8:38 pm

        @gally, It was our last class. Potluck and presentations, so I figured I’d bring a Carmenere along with me. The bonus was that I ended up having the majority of the bottle to myself. Unfortunately, now I’m at home after class. Fortunately, I was given a bottle of some carbonated water stuff. Don’t really know what it is, but I assume that it will mix well with gin.

        • gally

          April 6, 2010 at 9:27 pm

          @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, ah gin. the one that no one wants….

  5. Sculptor?!?

    April 6, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Ugh. I am officially sick of marketing materials. Fortunately, I’m nearly done, so that’s a plus…

  6. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    April 6, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Good evening, everyone. I hope those of us that have appeared are well.

    Delmon Young for 2010 AL MVP.

    • Sculptor?!?

      April 6, 2010 at 8:36 pm

      @WhiteSpeedReceiver, and what has DudeyergettinaDellmon done to warrant that?

      • WhiteSpeedReceiver

        April 6, 2010 at 8:40 pm

        @Sculptor?!?, 3-4, 2 R, HR, 2 RBI, SB. He was responsible for all 3 of our runs last night, and he looks markedly faster after losing 30 lbs in the offseason. He’s probably still a dick, but he’s playing better baseball.

        • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

          April 6, 2010 at 8:43 pm

          @WhiteSpeedReceiver, I’d rather have a team of dicks and assholes who can mash than a team of gritty players who, well play gritty. Unfortunately, I cheer for the Jays, so I can’t cheer for either. (although Lind is promising and hopefully VDubs didn’t hit his one homer for the season).

          • WhiteSpeedReceiver

            April 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm

            @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, If I had my druthers, there would be more Joe Mauers out there.

            I like Lind, and Hill’s solid, but what about Snider? He’s supposed to be solid, isn’t he?

            • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

              April 6, 2010 at 8:56 pm

              @WhiteSpeedReceiver, I think he hit over .330 in the last 27 games of last year or something like that. He hit under .150 in the first part of the season.

              Snider is supposed to be solid, and since he’s only 21 I still have hopes for him.

              I was considering picking Snider up in the fantasy league and dropping Pierre, but I figure that Guillen is an idiot and will play Pierre at leadoff.

              • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

                April 6, 2010 at 8:59 pm

                @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, I actually like Overbay as well, but it’s too bad that he plays at 1B. If he was at a non-power position defensively, he’d be awesome since he walks sooo much he should be hitting leadoff.

                Oh yeah, and Cito should only be a hitting coach. I’d much rather have manager who just crunches numbers and plays percentages without any regard to players feelings and let Cito use his centuries of baseball knowledge and instinct to train dudes how to hit, cause with Lind and Hill, he seems to have done this well.

                • WhiteSpeedReceiver

                  April 6, 2010 at 9:06 pm

                  @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, Loverbay’s decent. I guess I don’t see enough Jays games to make a fair judgement of Cito. I’ve always respected him because his teams were good the first go-round and he was going against Tom Kelly.

                  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

                    April 6, 2010 at 9:08 pm

                    @WhiteSpeedReceiver, Yeah. Credit is needed where it’s due, but those 1992 and 1993 teams were stacked. 1992 had awesome pitching and 1993 couldn’t be kept off the bases.

                  • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

                    April 6, 2010 at 9:10 pm

                    @WhiteSpeedReceiver, Maybe I’m biased, but I don’t think that many teams since then match up (even though some, such as the mariners had more wins). I think it also helped that he was in the right place in the right time and he knew enough not to screw it up.

                    • WhiteSpeedReceiver

                      April 6, 2010 at 9:18 pm

                      @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, I don’t know about that. I’m convinced that this Twins team is far superior to the teams that won WS in 87 and 91. Most teams are just better overall since then.

  7. Old King Clancy

    April 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Hide the women, children, and transgendered persons! Matt Wieters is going yard!

  8. semper_ubi_sub_ubi

    April 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    This is more of an AtD question, but is this Barca team (or last year’s) the greatest ever? I know that Milan’s team that one year in the 90s was awesome, but would this one be better?

  9. semper_ubi_sub_ubi

    April 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm

    Great googly moogly, MLB Network free preview. It is an exciting time to be alive.

    • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

      April 6, 2010 at 8:50 pm

      @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, how come Zito’s in the 6th and the game is scoreless?

      • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

        April 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm

        @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, by scoreless, I mean 3-0 for SF.

  10. Sculptor?!?

    April 6, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    I wonder, if they instituted a “begin sacrificing players (executing) once the game passes the 3 hour mark” rule, would the games actually speed the fuck up? I’m watching my own hair turn grey here…christ.

    • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

      April 6, 2010 at 9:15 pm

      @Sculptor?!?, NYY-BOS?

      • Sculptor?!?

        April 6, 2010 at 9:18 pm

        @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, naturally. and the score is currently tied 4 all.

        • Sculptor?!?

          April 6, 2010 at 9:19 pm

          @Sculptor?!?, scratch that, Boston just walked in a NYY run. Scutaro’s the goat due to his error.

  11. semper_ubi_sub_ubi

    April 6, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    WSR, I just flipped on MIN-LAA. Will the Twins be good this year? Or does losing one of their bullpen hurt too much?

    • WhiteSpeedReceiver

      April 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm

      @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, I’m convinced that even without Nathan, the Twins will walk away with the Central. This might be the best team since they’ve moved to Minnesota. The future father-in-law and I have been talking hours of baseball every week for the last year or so, and he’s convinced of it too.

      • WhiteSpeedReceiver

        April 6, 2010 at 9:23 pm

        @WhiteSpeedReceiver, I should point out that I’m horribly biased, but even trying to rationalize things leads me to think the Twins will win the Central.

        • Sculptor?!?

          April 6, 2010 at 9:26 pm

          @WhiteSpeedReceiver, I’m not yet convinced they’ll win, as the Central is one weird division and all sorts of goofy shit happens. But they appear very solid, and (on paper) have the best shot at it.

        • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

          April 6, 2010 at 9:27 pm

          @WhiteSpeedReceiver, That’s fair.

          Re: old tyme sports.

          I was watching a couple minutes of 1979 Canadians vs. Rangers playoff hockey. I couldn’t believe how shitty it was. The only players who could receive a pass were the players who I had heard of (ie. the superstars of the era). NYR didn’t get the puck in Montreal’s zone and 1979 Montreal would have been dominated by the 2010 Leafs.

          • gally

            April 6, 2010 at 9:38 pm

            @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, nobody would be dominated by the 20-anything Maple Leafs.

            • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

              April 6, 2010 at 10:00 pm

              @gally, no dude, this game was shit. Even if it was just the ice, modern day players would dominate. Even the 2010 Oil would have been good.

      • semper_ubi_sub_ubi

        April 6, 2010 at 9:29 pm

        @WhiteSpeedReceiver, I could wiki it, but I’d rather ask. Whence and why did they move to Minnesota? I just assumed they were expansion.

        • Sculptor?!?

          April 6, 2010 at 9:42 pm

          @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, i had to wiki it (got confused with the boston/milwaukee/atlanta braves). it tecnically WAS an expansion slot, but the Senators/Nationals owner petitioned to move his team to MN (becoming the Twins), and the expansion slot went to DC (got the new Senators, who eventually moved to TX and became the Rangers)

        • WhiteSpeedReceiver

          April 6, 2010 at 9:48 pm

          @semper_ubi_sub_ubi, 1961.

  12. gally

    April 6, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    holy baseball batman

  13. Sculptor?!?

    April 6, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    okay gang, i’m outta here for the night. catch you tomorrow.

  14. semper_ubi_sub_ubi

    April 6, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    LA Angels of Anaheim are trying to set a snuggie record at the moment.

  15. Martin

    April 7, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Man, that NYY-RedSox game seemed to take FOR-Ever…….. I think that’s why I dislike those broadcasts, it seems like every game moves at a glacial pace, no matter how long the time it really takes to play. It’s fucking exhausting.

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