Mar
09
Last Call: ‘Blogs With Stones III: The Search For Rock’ Edition
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Yes, it’s about that time once again for a bunch of bloggers with no lives to crowd into a virtual game room and engage in a curling tournament. Sounds exciting, doesn’t it?
Well, for those of you who do not find online curling tournaments engaging, here are some items to help you pass the time this evening. Enjoy.
Blogetizers
- MYFO Public Service Post: Debating Blows to the Head [Melt Your Face Off]
- Canadians Go To The Bathroom Together [The Gally Blog]
- Golfer J.B. Holmes gets paid to choke the chicken [Out of Bounds]
- 2010 BOWL GAME COMING TO YANKEE STADIUM [With Leather]
- Sports Guys Ads Help Nutri-System Lose $8 Billion [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
- Harry Caray’s Voice Provides Auditory Cues That Baseball is Nigh [Walkoff Walk]
- GAY AVATAR SEX PARTIES? GAY AVATAR SEX PARTIES. [FilmDrunk]
The Entree
- BEST. GAME SHOW. EVER. [Warming Glow]
Sorbet
- Brooklyn Decker. Because, well, do I really need a reason? No, no I don’t.
And for the ladies…
Benny Blanco (from the Bronx)
Ha! Get it? You do? Still don’t like it? Oh.
Alrighty. I’ll pop in every once in a while after getting my ass whipped in curling. Have fun.
Evening Folks
I’m highly annoyed with myself. I’m 98% done cleaning my studio, and I haven’t found my Red Sox hat. Now, instead of having one that’s nice and weathered and 28 years old, I’m going to have to go buy a new one and look like some kind of bandwagoneer. FUCK. Anyone out there have an old one to sell me?
@Sculptor?!?, could you not make one look oldish yourself?
@gally, well, yeah, if i can’t find an old one, i can “age” a new one. different maker back then though. mostly, it’s the annoyance at having to buy a new one here in NJ and being perceived as a bandwagon fan. Grrrr.
@Sculptor?!?, find some youngin and get them to buy you the hat. Then “age” it
What’s up everyone?
The Super Bowl in New York? And you thought the belly-aching of the media about the cold weather was bad when the Super Bowl was in Detroit a few years ago? At least that stadium had a dome. Incessant whining will be passed off as journalism. But bloggers don’t have high journalism standrds, right.
@Nonpopulist, Hey, we have outdoor football finals up here in Canada. We get along fine. So what if there’s no broads in bikinis there.
/ducks boobirds
@gally, well, I’ve heard that Canuckistanis enjoy a challenge. And getting a woman to either wear a bikini in that weather, or peel out of her fur coat (showing the bra and garter set beneath) is definitely a challenge.
@Sculptor?!?, It is a daily struggle.
@Nonpopulist Yeah, but screw the journalists. It’s about the game, not them.
@gally, No boobirds, my bigger point is “sports journalists” passed off the weather in Detroit and how scared they were to be in Detroit as journalism during that Super Bowl.
And I must reiterate how funny I thought the “Canadians Go To The Bathroom Together” post was.
BBQ pulled pork sammiches for dinner = WINNAR
What up?
One of life’s secret gifts is going out in public and trying to figure out if the broad at the next table was the same one you saw in this porn flick one time. Even if she ain’t, it’s still a pleasant trip down internet memory lane.
@MrRedDevil, For the record, it totally looked like her from the side. I didn’t get a look at her from behind though. That would have settled it.
@MrRedDevil, And nobody was pulling her hair in the restaurant.
@MrRedDevil, boring restaurant.
all hail my 4th place finish in Blogs With Stones III. OH yes, I am better than 6 other players!