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The Tiger Woods Spoof Porno Business Is Turning Into Quite The Frottage Industry

Alright, the title of this post is a bit of a stretch, both in pronunciation and meaning, but it’s Friday, so I went with it.

Courtesy of the All-Tiger-Woods-All-The-Time blog Trailing Tiger, above is the latest – ahem – entry in the Tiger Woods-themed porno from Adam & Eve: Tyler’s Wood.

The title of the movie was originally going to be Tiger’s Wood, but someone in the legal department for Adam & Eve, the adult film and sex toy company, thought better of it (by the way, don’t ever “accidentally” get on Adam & Eve’s mailing list – your postal carrier will never look at you the same again):

“I think our legal department did that [changed the title] on their own,” said Katy Zvolerin of Adam & Eve on Thursday. “Tiger has a lot of clout, and while we are a big company, I don’t think that we’d want to go up against that.”

Good call. So for those of you prospective purchasers of Tigerporn, below is the plot for Tyler’s Wood, because we all know that without a solid plot..nevermind.

The production by Adam & Eve Pictures, given a not-so-subtle working title of “Tiger’s Wood,” generated the most attention early, since the stars of the flick wrote extensively about it on various websites. However, when the movie was finally released three weeks ago, the name had been magically changed to “Tyler’s Wood,” though the plot features a famous golfer and his long-suffering blond wife.

If that isn’t doing it for you, have no fear: ZB Ventures has one coming out shortly with the clever variation of Tiger’s Wood called Tiger’s Got Wood. Here is an initial reaction to the flick from CBS senior writer Steve Elling on his blog, Steve Elling’s Short Game, which can be found on CBSsports.com:

The second film features a black golfer named Tiger Would and some of the weakest golf puns imaginable, at least based on the preview currently posted on the company’s website.

So this guy, Steve Elling, works for CBS Sports and spends his day watching previews of pornos while perusing the websites of adult film companies and still gets to keep his job? Awesome. Not a bad gig if you can get it.

“Seriously, honey, it’s for work! No, I’m not kidding! Now can I have my bottle of Jergen’s back or not? Please? I’m on a deadline here and there is some serious chafing going on!”

Adult Film Industry Strikes With Double Dose of Punny Woods Pornos [Trailing Tiger]
X-Out: Woods scandal hits small screen [Steve Elling’s Short Game]

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