Blogs With Stones Is On, It’s On Like Donkey Kong
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While you people out in Internetland waste your time reading drivel like the crap you routinely find on this here blog, those who write the blogs that make the whole world cringe are busy occupying themselves by engaging in a brutal, no-holds-barred, may-the-best-man-win underground slugfest that tests the nerves, mettle and intestinal fortitude of even the most composed and tough-minded bloggers.
Because do you know what’s better than a bunch of bloggers just sitting around, wasting the day away? A bunch of bloggers participating in the manliest of manly pursuits.
That’s right. I am of course referring to online curling tournaments.
As a favor to a few good friends of mine, I have agreed to post their photo above as well as provide them a forum to spew their propaganda. Read on:
GODS OF CURLING LIVE ON NBC
The action will be fast and furious tonight as the Gods of Curling attempt to vanquish their foes from the cutthroat world of online curling, which can be found at playcurling.com. You can follow the smack talk at #blogswithstones on Twitter. But be forewarned, it could get ugly.
Case in point: here is the rebuttal from one of the enemies of the Gods of Curling:
Frightening stuff.
Finally the Sundance Kid gets his long awaited shot at playing lead!
MAKE a snack? I’m ordering takeout between my takeouts
I’d better stock up on booze if I’m going to do this right.
I just want to add that I’m jealous I didn’t know about this earlier this week. It looks like it’s going to be a blast.
Any tournament involving a bunch of bloggers is kind of like a barrel of monkeys. Actually, it’s exactly like a barrel of monkeys, only with more feces-throwing.
Who are those handsome carefree devils with no regard for their elders? I think I would like to bear their children.
Hope everyone is ready for the hurt thats about to be laid down on them!
I suppose a note is in order. ME is myalgic encephalomyelitis, otherwise known as chronic fatigue syndrome.
Rush’s obvious excitement and pleasure in slandering Sandra Fluke is a hard thing. To limerick about.