Former Cowboys Coach Jimmy Johnson Used To Be Concerned About The Size Of His Schlong

But not anymore! Now he can “go long” – real long. Apparently.

In a match made in celebrity endorsement heaven, former Dallas Cowboys coach and current Fox NFL football analyst Jimmy Johnson has partnered up with ExtenZe (the capital “Z” is for “Zazzy!”) the male enhancement pill. Johnson, a man known for his good time party lifestyle – at least if the photos you can find of him on the internet boozing it up are any indication – is a great fit for the company and is the type of guy that men who also are worried that their package ain’t all it should be can look up to.

Johnson admits that he is a user of ExtenZe in 15-, 30- and 60-second ads on television, which is shifting its focus to distribution through mass retailers such as Walmart, Walgreens, CVS, Rite Aid and GNC.

“Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything,” Johnson reportedly will say one spot. “Isn’t that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?”

Johnson finishes some of the commercials with the tagline: “Go long with ExtenZe. I do.”

Epically hilarious commercial after the jump.

Now that’s the type of commercial that even gets a skeptic like me curious about the effectiveness of the product. If I were to need such a product. Which I don’t.  It’s true – you can ask any woman I have ever been with, if you like, but good luck finding any of them – they all live in Canada and have unlisted numbers.

Man, between this and Wade Phillips getting videotaped dancing to “YMCA“, it has been a banner couple of days for Cowboys coaches. Crap, I wouldn’t be surprised if the next thing to surface is a snuff film featuring Tom Landry. Or perhaps even worse, a Dave Campo sex tape.  I said I wouldn’t be surprised. Disgusted, yes, but not surprised.

See Jimmy Johnson going long with male enhancement supplement [Dallas Cowboys Blog]

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