Feb
12
Dear God! Cowboys Coach Wade Phillips Dancing To YMCA In Miami
ByThe horror…the horror.
I would hate to break to Wade, but the last I heard, G. Jeff Olson was doing just fine as the replacement for Randy Jones as the Cowboy in the Village People.
It’s…terrifyingly hypnotic. But it looks like old Wade’s popular with the ladies. Who knew?
Must-see video: Cowboys coach Wade Phillips dancing to YMCA in Miami [Dallas Cowboys Blog]
WHAT WAS I THINKING???????!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!???????
Hey, don’t let them give you too much grief. You were having a great time with a lot of other people.
Uh, Wade… We need to talk. Seeing that, im not sure you are the coach for the Cowboys anymore. I do, however, like your inability to win big games. We can get used to that here. Im tired of winning. I do recommend that you shoot up lethal doses of Botox. Look at me, i dont look like im about to die. I already look dead! Isnt this great?!
Coach, I need to work with you on your celebration technique.
Wade…me and you dancing in my next movie…sort of like Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire together.
Coach, why couldn’t you coach me like you coached them? They won the YMCA contest in Miami. We lost to Minnesota. By a lot.