Last Call: ‘I Have Never Seen An Episode Of Lost – Wanna Fight About It?’ Edition

In my futile efforts to try and come up with something entertaining – or at the very least interesting – for Last Call that is somehow “last call” related, I came across an article on OK‘s website about this being the final season a/k/a “Last Call” for the series Lost.

I imagine that with the devotion that is displayed by Lost loyalists, this must be heartbreaking. Boo-hoo.

I have to admit – I have never seen one episode of the show, not even five minutes. I suppose that makes me an outcast of sorts, but I never got around to watching it. Sure, it looks intriguing and all – I have always been a huge fan of Twilight Zone and The X-Files, so it probably is right up my alley – but there is only so much time for television viewing in the average day. Further, sometimes things get way too overblown and popular and by the time you catch on, it has lost its luster on a personal interest level and you don’t feel like following the crowd. Stupid? Absolutely.

I don’t know, maybe I’ll rent the seasons on DVD or Blu-Ray and watch them or maybe I’ll stick to what I usually do and watch six consecutive reruns of The Office on TBS that I am completely bored with because I have seen them 10 times already.

Yep. I’m one of those lazy, stuck in a routine tools.

Well, onward and upward, I suppose.


The Entree

  • Comedian Anthony Jeselnik


  • Evangeline Lilly

And for the ladies…

The Smoke Monster or whatever the hell it is called.


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  1. Sculptor?!?

    February 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    1) WTF is that “smoke monster” thing?
    2) I also, have never seen an episode of Lost. I barely made it 10 minutes into the first episode before I had to tag it, bag it, and send it off for autopsy.

  2. RATL

    February 9, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Maybe if Mich St. loses again they’ll actually drop in the rankings. Stupid writers and coaches…

  3. Sculptor?!?

    February 9, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    So this should be good for a laugh : Cavs v. Knicks. I’m wondering what the line is on points LeBron scores in the 1st Q, and for the entire game.

    • Sculptor?!?

      February 9, 2010 at 6:42 pm

      @Sculptor?!?, I’ll answer myself – apparently not many laughs, since the Cavs aren’t playing. Or rather, they’re playing down to NY’s level.

  4. Old King Clancy

    February 9, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    Is it wrong to take pleasure in Hank Baskett’s fuck-up just because he’s married to a retarded famewhore? I didn’t think so either.

    • Sculptor?!?

      February 9, 2010 at 7:01 pm

      @Old King Clancy, of course not. I mean really, it it were wrong to make fun of people, then we’re all wrong – that’s unpossible! And obviously, we KNOW that’s not the case, not with such as yourself, me, Fuse, TY, Weed, Gally, Rob, etc (sorry gang, i’m not typing out everyone’s name). hanging around these joints.

    • Sculptor?!?

      February 9, 2010 at 7:27 pm

      @Old King Clancy, Nevermind her, go look at the tease for the painted footy WAGS!!! Yes, please, and thank you!!!

  5. Sculptor?!?

    February 9, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    yeah. this is pretty much NSFW, but it’s pretty damn funny. Urine test:

  6. Logic

    February 9, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    btw, the smoke monster gag made me LOL

    • Sculptor?!?

      February 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm

      @Logic, care to ‘splain the joke to me? I’m at a loss…

      • Logic

        February 9, 2010 at 8:44 pm

        @Sculptor?!?, It was probably one of the biggest WTF moments from the early Lost seasons, when I actually watched. It was never explained by producers and never shown again, but still one of the biggest mysteries. It was like the writers of the show were fucking with us.

        • Chris Hanson's Axe

          February 9, 2010 at 9:30 pm


          …I guess you haven’t been watching. They’ve explained it.

          • Craig Esherick's Mustache

            February 9, 2010 at 11:02 pm

            @Chris Hanson’s Axe, Sort of, yes. We know it’s “Esau”/NotLocke, but not much more than that.

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